No, they weren't zookeepers, the were veterinarians.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!Well, veterinarians in training, actually. They haven't done enough practical application to earn their official medical degrees, and taking care of that petting zoo is their final test.
Technically it wasn't their final test; they also have a written exam and coursework.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerActually, the written exam was all multiple-choice.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Except that wasn't an exam, just feedback questions to see how well the University taught them.
Am I a good man or a bad man?It wasn't so much a university as it was a vocational school.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805It actually wasn't a school at all. It was a high-security prison.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?It was technically more of a middle security prison.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerNah, it had ridiculously crappy security.
edited 3rd Feb '13 1:48:18 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."It used to have security. Now the prisoners can leave freely at any time they want.
They weren't prisoners. They were just teenagers at an abandoned jail.
Technically it was inhabited by a bunch of ninjas, not abandoned.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerWell you say ninjas. Really they just wore black and liked sharp objects.
Am I a good man or a bad man?I'd have said that they wore dark navy, actually.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805And they liked both sharp and round objects.
Liked is probably the wrong word actually. More like they had a deep mystical and fanatical obsession with them.
Am I a good man or a bad man?Actually, they had a deep scientific obsession wth them.
The obsession wasn't really all that deep, now that I think about it. It was more like a casual fascination.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805Really they were less fascinated with the sharp pointy objects and more wondering why they were sticking out of their chests.
edited 4th Feb '13 7:17:10 AM by C0mraid
Am I a good man or a bad man?Well, they were sticking out of their backs more than their chests.
Well, it wasn't really their chests, more like their suitcases full of legal fees.
Legal fees and Grade A Columbian. cocaine. Cocaine mostly.
Am I a good man or a bad man?And the legal fees were in diamonds instead of cash.
No, not diamonds, they had to settle for rubies.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Well it really wasn't. That's just what it looked like to the zookeepers.