How Would You Feel If_____?

Pretty neutral. I don't really follow football.

How would you feel if the girl you crushed on admitted to liking someone else (note: crushing means you are not dating)?

Two old crushes of mine are currently dating each other, so I can say from experience it's not a pleasant feeling.

How would you feel if the rest of the world unequivocally hated your favorite music?

I'd be surprised that there's not a single person who wouldn't like it. However, they don't have to hear it. I can just listen to it with earphones all to my lonesome.

HWYFI Skeletor breaks into your house.

I don't know who that is.

HWYFI your mother was kidnapped?

I'd feel very sorry for the poor souls who kidnapped her, hahaha.

How would you feel if you were cursed such that random events like coins and dice always worked against you?

You mean that isn't already how it is for me?

How would you feel if a tarantula decided you were its mother?

Demand that it gather its brethren for me to command. Time to make war. >:3

...if the world was full of sentient zebras?

I would train some for personal use...

HWYFI you met the Warner Brothers and Warner Sister, and they called you their new special friend?

I'd feel like I was about to be living in luxury and wealth and thus excited... And then horrified once I realized the potential implications of "special friend". But still probably down for it if it meant money.

Good lord, I'm a prostitute.

On that note... HWYFI if you woke up next to Justin Bieber?

Mad. I'd end up burying him somewhere on school grounds.

HWYFI you were suddenly in a Gameboy game?

I would debug everything so it wasn't so hard, but not too easy(I had three GBA games, two were way too hard, one had no challenge.)

HWYFI a bunch of cartoon series started coming out that starred minor characters from old shows, completely repurposed, and one of them was a silly, musical, Aesop heavy preschool show starring Minerva Mink?