I'd learn more about myself, cause I know nothing about Iran.
OH YES!!
If I were Iran… I'd help the world stop Romney from waging war among everyone who has a shred of common sense.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
What's eatin' you, chief?
If I were Iran... I would make it illegal to be stupid, i.e: people like Mitt Romney.
edited 18th Sep '12 3:45:18 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.
In Perpetual Finality
*snicker* Willard...
If I were Iran...
I'd eat a good breakfast, buy some jogging clothes, wait until the weather is sunny, then...
Iran, Iran so far away.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
If I were Iran... I would blast Human Clay, the highly-acclaimed sophomore album from Creed, at full volume.
What's eatin' you, chief?
If I were Iran...I'd disband the theocratic government and replace it with a secular one.
Oh and drive down the block and brag to Afghanistan and Pakistan about how I'm stannier than both of them despite not having a stan in my name.
War is God.
If I were Iran... I'd be pissy about not being in Axis Powers Hetalia.
Aaaand that's the sound of the joke going over some heads.
If I were Iran... I'd call up Mitt Romney and tell him he don't know jack shi'ite!
edited 18th Sep '12 3:53:42 PM by SeanMurrayI
What's eatin' you, chief?
If I were Iran... I'd take all the countries with "stan" in their names and meld them together and deem them simply "The United Republic of Stans".
War is God.
OH YES!!
If I were Iran… I would tell Iraq to get a more distinctive name because people mix us up all the time.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
If I were Iran, I'd be concerned about having humans living on my back.
edited 18th Sep '12 3:58:42 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
If I were Iran... I'd try and find out what the hell happened to Iraf.
edited 18th Sep '12 3:57:11 PM by SeanMurrayI
OH YES!!
If I were Iran, I would summon the Dark Lord Stan.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
What's eatin' you, chief?
If I were Iran... I'd summon the Dark Lord Stan and wreak havoc on all the lesser stans.
War is God.
If I were Iran... I would eat a Turkey (which I hear is quite appetizing when served with a side of fava beans and glass of Chianti).
If I were Iran... Julie would be responding to my maleness.
edited 18th Sep '12 9:40:29 PM by SeanMurrayI
If I were Iran, I wouldn't double-post.
If I were Iran... triple posting would be made mandatory.
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If I were Iran, combo breakers would be mandatory also.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
If I were Iran... I could visit Real Madrid's Island Resort more easily.
In Perpetual Finality
If I were Iran... I would waggle my finger at the 47% percent of Americans who think they are victims. Shame on them, being poor and all. Pfft. It's not like you can't help being poor.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
If I were Iran... People who mistakenly pronounce my name EYE-ran instead of EAR-ron would make me very annoyed.
edited 20th Sep '12 10:49:45 AM by SeanMurrayI
If I were Iran, I'd change the pronunciation of my name to "Eye-ran".
If I were Iran... The new Judge Dredd movie would be shown in more theaters than the new Resident Evil movie.
"If I were Iran...
I’d say let’s get a little fissile material to Hezbollah, have them carry it to Chicago or some other place, and then if anything goes wrong, or America starts acting up, we’ll just say, 'Guess what! Unless you stand down, why, we’re going to let off a dirty bomb'." —Willard Mitt Romney
This got me thinking. Ask yourself, "If I were the physical embodiment of a country like Iran, what would I be doing?" The possibilities are only as limited as your imagination. For instance, Mitt Romney imagines himself purposely plotting to attack his own, actual country. But what would YOU be doing?
If I were Iran... I'd order a Domino's Pizza, extra anchovies.
If I were Iran... I would buy you a house.
In Soviet Russia... Iran is you!
edited 18th Sep '12 3:48:41 PM by SeanMurrayI