Who Would Win (Film Edition)

Hulk (2003) vs. MCU Thor

Think Thor's and Avengers' Hulk little skirmish but replace that Hulk with '03 Hulk.

Depends on the terrain. If its out in the open and there aren't any innocent bystanders nearby, Thor in a stomp. More mobile, better range, and more powerful attacks when he can wind them up without killing everyone for a mile around.

( I don't think the 2003 Hulk was particularly more powerful than Avengers Hulk, though he probably does outdo the TIH version )

John Carter of Mars vs the Persian Army from 300?

Catwoman (since no one answered) it and Persia. They had elephants and "sorcery".

The aliens from Independence Day vs the Martians from Mars Attacks.

The Independence Day aliens would win for sure, they have numbers and firepower on their side and lack the Martian's vulnerability to yodeling.

Who would win, Agents J and K or a Predator hunting party?

J and K. They'd already know that there were Predators on Earth and prepare accordingly.

Edd and Shaun from Shaun Of The Dead or the Resident Evil zombies?

edited 11th Jan '13 11:42:13 AM by Hilhog0

Resident Evil zombies. They might (maybe (probably not)) make it until the dogs and crows attacked.

edited 11th Jan '13 11:45:48 AM by Zeromaeus

Dr Manhattan vs. Every Marvel Superhero

Dr. Manhattan vs. anything less than full-on divinity is going to be rather embarassingly one-sided, assuming you can actually get him emotionally invested enough in the fight to bring his full power to bear.

Bane vs. Azog the Defiler.

Dr. Manhattan, as long as he did not look in Ghost Rider's eyes I guess. Ghost Rider would probably not find him guilty though.

I do not remember Azog in the book so Bane.

Jason Voores vs Michael Myers

edited 11th Jan '13 12:08:41 PM by Cider

If we're only going by the Marvel Super Hero characters that have appeared on film than basically the only hero that could stand up to Manhattan would be the Silver Surfer from the second FF movie, and I don't even think he could beat him.

How about Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China versus Ash from the Evil Dead movies?

It's an interesting idea as to whether a being such as Dr. Manhattan could be 'judged'! Can you judge God? Philosophy aside... The Punisher vs. Marv from Sin City ?

Regarding Jason vs Michael, I think Factpile did that one.

Actually, I think strictly speaking, the Marvel heroes would win from a combo of Silver Surfer and the various telepaths. The Silver Surfer did more and bigger stuff than Manhattan ever demonstrated, aside from "rebuild self from disintegration," and given his power and durability scale, I'm not at all sure Manhattan can *do* anything to him. Meanwhile, even if Surfer can't do anything lasting to Manhattan, the various X-movies give a nice garden salad of fairly powerful telepaths, and Manhattan never demonstrated any special resistance to telepathy. Even granting him a fair benefit of the doubt, I don't buy that he could shrug off Old Xavier, Young Xavier, and X2 Jean Grey, while at the same time fighting Norin Radd.

Michael vs. Jason is a bit overplayed and Jason takes it due to how absurd his films became later on. Even Halloween IV-VI Continuity Michael can't compete with the shit Jason took.

But how about The Djinn from Wishmaster vs. Freddy?

edited 15th Jan '13 4:10:11 PM by Nikkolas

I'm just gonna go with Freddy, because I have trouble imagining how the Djinn would coax him into making a wish. Does the Djinn sleep?

Christopher Lee's Dracula vs. Boris Karloff's Frankenstein.

Frankenstein is smart and stronger than a person without the Dracula drawbacks.

Monkey King (The Forbidden Kingdom) vs Son Goku (The American version mentioned in the first post)

edited 17th Mar '13 7:54:37 PM by Cider

Monkey King easily defeats fake Goku.

Silver Hawk (Michelle Yeoh as a super hero) vs The Bride (Kill Bill)

50 Chitauri from The Avengers vs 50 Grunts from Halo.

Chitauri. Unless on Legendary difficulty.

Okay, I just had to do this.

James Bond (played by Daniel Craig) vs Jason Bourne.

Bond wins, but Bourne would put up one hell of a good fight. With whatever objects were lying around. Bond would be in seriously tough shape at the end of the fight, but in the end I think he has an edge in tenacity and general badassery.

Who would win, Hulk (The Avengers} or The Lizard (The Amazing Spiderman)?

The Hulk would probably annihilate the Lizard.

Django (Django) vs. Django (Django Unchained).

edited 25th Apr '13 8:02:12 PM by Prowler

They're mostly even-matched, but the original Django has the unfair advantage of having a motherfucking minigun in his hands. The moment he unleashes that thing, new-Django won't have time to duck.

The Man With No Name VS Dirty Harry.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE EASTWOOD.

I think it will come down to the Most Powerful Handgun in The World. Purely for accuracy/range of modern guns.

Paul vs Roger

edited 27th Apr '13 12:32:05 PM by LastHussar

Paul can turn invisible so him (and is a film character)

Silver Hawk (Michelle Yeoh as a super hero) vs The Bride (Kill Bill)