What are chicken parents' favorite movies?
Chick flicks.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.What's a chicken's favourite comic book?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Phfffff
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Q: How do you annoy Lady Gaga?
A: Poker Face!
...Yeah that's a pretty terrible joke and its probably been said before.
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Why You Shouldn't Eat MeatDid you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
'I'm trying not to get involved. I'm just here for the companionship' - AyoadeA straw feminist walked into a bar.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To roll in the mud
What do you call a muddy chicken crossing back across the same road?
A dirty double crosser
Who watches the watchmen?Woah! Billy! What happened to your arm?
I was raking leaves.
How does one break their arm raking?
I fell out of the tree.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.why should you never date a tennis player?
it's because "love" means nothing to them!
[forum cryptid: it/it's]Why are many laboratories starting to use lawyers instead of lab rats in experiments ?
Because the lab assistants tend to become attached to the rats.
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Worldbuilding is fun, writing is a choreMy friend told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)XD
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThere's something on your face. -punch- It was pain!
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.Along the same vein:
When I was a kid at school, a classmate I hated used the old saying "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
So I hit him with a dictionary.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseA friend told me they liked dark humor. I turned off the lights and told them knock knock jokes.
Who watches the watchmen?I heard of this story of how one Wehrmacht soldier dodged American soldier's gunfire by bending backwards.
I guess that makes him the first recorded Neo-Nazi.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Lol. I like that one.
Why was the baby ink drop crying?
Because mommy ink drop was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Who watches the watchmen?How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?
They're both fucking close to water.
Somehow you know that the time is right.Last night I went to bed dreaming of tailpipes and mufflers. I woke up feeling exhausted.
pearlina brainrot affects millions of people worldwide. if you or a loved one are suffering from pearlina brainrot, call 1-800-GAY-NERDSI had to quit my job at the bicycle shop because I got too tired.
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.Confucius says: The man who runs in front of a car is tired. The man who runs behind it is exhausted.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.A Buddhist monk goes to a pizza place. The waiter asks him which toppings he'd like. The monk replies: "Make me one with everything".
After he's done eating the monk asks for the bill. The total (including tip) is £18, so the monk duly pays with a £20. The waiter starts to leave when the monks asks: "where's my change?" The waiter replies: "Change comes from within."
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.HORRID PUN INCOMING
How do you clean your tuba's mouthpiece?
With a tuba toothpaste.
Somehow you know that the time is right.
can you two save it for after class, im trying to teach here, why did the chicken lie flat on the road?
it got tired
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!