"Well my cat takes shit from no one.....She's a bitch."
Wouldn't that make her a dog?
So what is Mayor Stubbs' policy on nap time? Does he favour the foot of the bed, in front of the fireplace or on top of the PC monitor?
edited 18th Jul '12 8:55:24 AM by TheBatPencil
And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
Dogs aren't sneaky enough to be politicians. So long as a cat has what it wants it'll uphold its end of the bargain even if they arne't as ethical.
I have a plan.
A pig would be better suited for office than some snooty cat.
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x5 It's her personality. I want her to stop sleeping on the chairs. Where the hell will I sit! (Feel weird talking about a cat as a person)
Just sit on her. She'll move.
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Try that. She won't move until the last second and then she takes the chair after I get up.
edited 18th Jul '12 5:04:49 PM by theweirdKiddokun
The Reaper Games starts anew.
-_-
In any case, I want a cat as a mayor. That's adorable.
This isn't even a fraction as impressive/hilarious, but apparently there was a cat called in for jury duty. When his owner filed for disqualification for jury duty on the grounds that he "can't speak English", he was denied and told to come to court.
And if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know.
If we could only trade our mayor for a cat. :(
I wonder if a cat could run D.C. better than Vincent Gray or whoever's in charge here.
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Well, they can certainly understand it. I speak from experience.
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You have to be at least 35 to run for president, though, and cats rarely if ever live that long. Plus I don't think the government would go for "but he's 35 in cat years".
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Well, if a cat can look at a king...
whatever
Maybe we can go for a parrot instead. they live a long time. Try and find one who is trained to say "veto, veto" any time he hears rustling paper, and we'd be in pretty good shape.
edited 19th Jul '12 9:43:43 AM by EdwardsGrizzly
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I think they should allow cat years. But to be fair we should also allow 10 year old humans to run and say "Hey, I'm already 65 years old!" (or whatever that is in cat years).
A cat wouldn't be a very good president, but it would still be better than George Bush Jr. Instead of declaring war on Iraq to get oil with 'terrorism' as an excuse, it would declare war on any country with a large wool industry with 'sheep conservation' as an excuse.
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Is that cake frosting?
And so the New Zealand wars begun...
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.Hey, it's be a nicer place to invade than Afghanistan!
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Well, goats have been elected the High King of Ireland for hundreds of years.
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I like the idea of a Parrot for President.
And if they train it to quote Shakespeare, it'll sound more intelligent than most of the president's we've had. 
I don't think a cat would make a good president. A dog would be better. Loyal and kind. A cat would be best as Foreign Secretary. And you need a ferret as head of the CIA.
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