ETERNAL
"There's nothing that could possibly go wrong if I hug that elephant calf right?"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Hi, I'm Talos
My boy, come here, I have a question for you.... Have you heard? You haven't heard? Well everybody's heard that THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
TALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOSTALOS
Shut up!
In order of seriousness:
"That's impossible, velociraptors are ext-"
"You still can't have my stuff."
"Don't be sad. I love you."
Fear is a superpower.
Am I a weirdo?
Yeah, that might hurt a bit.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Master of None
Well, my weekend's sure looking up!
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
ETERNAL
"... Send in the Clowns."
"At least my death wasn't as anti-climatic as that general who got shot after saying the enemy couldn't possibly hit him at that range." -shot-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
"Oh, this is really going to suck..."
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
"'Planes are nothing to be afraid of,' they said."
"Don't worry, it's fireproof!"
"So, you're a cannibal?"
"I wonder if that tiger is sleeping..."
"Rosebud..."
edited 30th Jun '12 11:24:39 AM by every108minutes
OPEN DA DOOooOR!
Have I ever told you guys how much I love the taste of Sulphur?
Of course this wire is grounded. It has to be
It's just a harmless bunny...
Why do they call this drink the gutbuster anyway?
edited 14th Jul '12 11:38:45 AM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
ETERNAL
Man, Chlorine smells good.
My only regret is that I couldn't finish this cake... before I realised it had poison.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Am I a weirdo?
... ouch?
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Master of None
Hey, I just met you, and this is—
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
Burn It Down In The End
Oh what a cute bear cub...
Why is that clock counting down?
Why is there a shadow under me getting larger?
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
"Look, it's just one pissed off fuckhead with a shotgun!"
"Oh man, this is just like a dream I had."
"See that over there? Bet I could jump it."
"I warned them brothers...I warned them...of the stairs...I told them..."
FIMFiction Account MLPMST Page
What's eatin' you, chief?
Pull my finger.
Try me.
What could it hurt?
Hey! Hey you! Yeah you ugly guy in the leather jacket!
War is God.
χ-blade Wielder
-dying from epic battle-
And...now....the..end......
-χ-blade shatters and pierces the worlds Keyhole, destroying it-
"The Keyblade War will begin!"
"Hehehehe... whatever."
-Is killed-
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
my current job
Good evening, Mr. Reaper.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Wicked Flight
Noooooooo! I have... to much left... to write... -dies-
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Student of Story
"Yeah, but you've gotta admit... that was pretty funny." (Which has a disturbingly large chance of being my actual last words. 
)
"I wonder what happens if I do ___"
"Did you see the look on their faces? Ha!"
"Huh, I wasn't expecting that."
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
That poor Bear looks like he needs a hug. Everyone likes hugs.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.