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I'm not sure if this belongs here, but I doubt this thread will last long anyway.

If anyone remembers blinkerfluid.com (just me? alright), how about giving me some idea as to what the hell this is supposed to be about? It was just one of those stupid random sites you'd see on blinkerfluid, and I'm probably trying too hard to understand something that has no reason behind it, but I've always wondered.

Alright, so most of the pages contain simple jokes or a Visual Pun related to two O's in a row, but what about the others- like "The Asphyxiation" (I can't breathe)? Is there a deeper meaning here that I'm just not getting?

Oh, and this site started in 1995, and hasn't been updated in a long time. I have yet to email the admin, but something tells me s/he wouldn't answer.

edited 30th Apr '12 4:04:16 PM by BrainSewage

2 ThatOneGuyNamedX30th Apr 2012 04:08:46 PM from This Monkey Is A Fucking Disgrace , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Shitposter Extraordinaire
...That shit is just... creepy.
My fetish is the ending to Killer7
3 0dd130th Apr 2012 04:14:52 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
I feel like this is supposed to be some abstract story with a deep meaning that no one is supposed to be able to comprehend except the author[s].
Insert witty and clever quip here.

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My music.
4 Muramasan1330th Apr 2012 04:50:56 PM , Relationship Status: Not war
This scares me, because it's sick, and sick in a way I immediately recognize. This person thinks with just the same half-logic that I do when I'm at my most unhinged; every single one of these I comprehended immediately (The Asphyxiation: windpipe, nostrils, mouth). It's like knight's move thinking in reverse: every topic imaginable is railroaded back into this central, all-consuming Idea.

A sane man couldn't write this if he tried.
Smile for me!
5 IraTheSquire30th Apr 2012 05:39:30 PM from No idea. Measuring speed
Phyrexian Dalek
Am I crazy for getting some of them and finding it hilarious?
I AM A DALEK!!

The human body is obscene. It must be replaced!
6 MrAHR30th Apr 2012 05:48:14 PM from ಠ_ಠ , Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Ahr river
...it seems rather boring to me.
7 AStrayBard30th Apr 2012 05:48:50 PM from 867-5309 , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
Clicking the first few, I chuckled a bit, and decided to keep going.

By the bottom of the first column, it gets terrifying. I don't understand why, but this is the scariest thing I've seen in a while.

edited 30th Apr '12 5:49:20 PM by AStrayBard

The parent site is still active: last updated 2 days ago. You could try emailing the owner.
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9 inane24230th Apr 2012 06:04:05 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
It's cute 'n all, but what's the point?

And there's some generic creepypasta stuff. Whee.
10 ThatOneGuyNamedX30th Apr 2012 06:04:05 PM from This Monkey Is A Fucking Disgrace , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Shitposter Extraordinaire
Because, the place is almost barren. As in, there's no information, no "this page is for this and that", and the lack of any features besides the basic HTML are pretty much Nothing Is Scarier in a nutshell. Then, you see how old it is...
My fetish is the ending to Killer7
11 inane24230th Apr 2012 06:04:54 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
Oooooh, HTML from '95, imma go wet myself.
12 ThatOneGuyNamedX30th Apr 2012 06:08:45 PM from This Monkey Is A Fucking Disgrace , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Shitposter Extraordinaire
It's not that. I mean, it's the lack of features that give it an eerie feeling, like walking at night in an old house, or a deserted street. I keep expecting some Jump Scare to pop out at any moment.
My fetish is the ending to Killer7
14 inane24230th Apr 2012 06:11:03 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
I'm scared now.
I think this "oo" has a vague plot going on, actually. However, after this sequence here, it degenerates into visual and verbal puns about "oo".
[up][up][up] I was just about to post that.

Now that you mention it, I could see this being the centerpiece for creepypasta (don't worry, I won't do it).

Edit: [up] Holy SHIT. I've never read them in horizontal order before! It's a story...kinda. And, just as I've always suspected, it seems to be about testicular damage. Look at "The Lesson" and "The Misspelling," for example.

edited 30th Apr '12 6:25:21 PM by BrainSewage

17 TheBatPencil30th Apr 2012 06:31:29 PM from Glasgow, Scotland , Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
[up] And oo kinda looks like a pair of... well...
And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
What's up with The Flavor, though?
[up][up] I think I understand "The Asphyxiation" now...

edited 30th Apr '12 6:48:27 PM by BrainSewage

20 MobileLeprechaun30th Apr 2012 06:44:13 PM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado , Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
don't say goodbye
[up] That also answers The Location. And The Mission.

edited 30th Apr '12 6:45:03 PM by MobileLeprechaun

She said, "You've been pushing me like I was a sore tooth"
21 ThatOneGuyNamedX30th Apr 2012 06:50:42 PM from This Monkey Is A Fucking Disgrace , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Shitposter Extraordinaire
wild mass guessWhat if this is all just a really old ARG that never caught on?wild mass guess
My fetish is the ending to Killer7
[up][up] This must be a bit of a contradiction, then.

edited 30th Apr '12 6:53:39 PM by BrainSewage

23 Malph30th Apr 2012 06:55:14 PM from The middle of somewhere , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
All hail
[up][up] Probably something like that considering how it seemed to have a plot of sorts and then devolved to visual puns and such.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
24 MobileLeprechaun30th Apr 2012 06:55:49 PM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado , Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
don't say goodbye
She said, "You've been pushing me like I was a sore tooth"
25 ThatOneGuyNamedX30th Apr 2012 06:57:20 PM from This Monkey Is A Fucking Disgrace , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Shitposter Extraordinaire
[up] Pun... overload...

[up][up] Probably, yes.
My fetish is the ending to Killer7

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