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InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1626: Jan 10th 2016 at 3:04:15 PM

203. They said my favorite anime sucks.

KantonKage "The Complete Warrior Of Justice Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
#1627: Jan 11th 2016 at 4:51:45 AM

204: They were Beliebers at one point.

"'I will destroy all evil!'''
EonArisen Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
#1628: Jan 11th 2016 at 7:22:54 AM

205: They used outdated memes. Therefore, they must die.
206: They spoiled a movie you wanted to see.
207: The other countries are too fabulous for their own good. We need to destroy them.

edited 11th Jan '16 7:25:48 AM by EonArisen

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#1629: Jan 11th 2016 at 7:41:52 AM

208: Because they're suffering from a Zombie Plague, and we want in on it!

MoreFace Is something the matter? from Somewhere Millions of Miles Away Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Is something the matter?
#1630: Jan 19th 2016 at 7:49:11 PM

209: They hated Bunnera.

210: They vandalized THE WRONG TROPER'S wall.

211: Their faces were ugly.

212: Dog.

213: A bucket.

214: Driveway gravel.

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WillDeRegio Since: Jan, 2015
#1632: Mar 14th 2016 at 9:44:08 AM

216. To solve the immigration problem.

217. What? They kept going on about their nukes.

218. Wait, what do you mean, "It was a training exercise"?

219. Congress did it.

220. The President did it.

221. Our leaders our idiots, let's have a revolution!

222. Oh, Crap! The U.S. just imploded. Now's our chance!

G33K_G1RL_4-3V3R from Somewhere screaming into the void Since: Aug, 2015
#1633: Mar 23rd 2016 at 8:14:59 PM

223: they banned yandere simulator from twitch☆ 224:You Tube unrightful media claiming☆ 225:minecraft crashed☆ 226:windows 10☆

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1634: Mar 24th 2016 at 5:11:53 AM

227: They decided to add their leader as an example of a Sex God.

edited 24th Mar '16 5:13:05 AM by InfinityRyujin

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1635: Mar 24th 2016 at 6:12:26 AM

228: Because there's something in their pie...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
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#1636: Mar 24th 2016 at 6:19:19 AM

229: Because their motorbikes were keeping our elderly mothers awake.

edited 24th Mar '16 6:19:32 AM by Tranquilis

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watdakstomp Knight from A secret underground bunker Since: Nov, 2014
Knight
#1637: Mar 24th 2016 at 6:20:32 AM

230: Because we always love to beat random people up for no apparent reason just because we have to much nationalism and patriotism for our country to keep in itself.

edited 24th Mar '16 6:21:50 AM by watdakstomp

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Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#1638: Mar 24th 2016 at 6:23:06 AM

231: Because they didn't check their privilege.

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watdakstomp Knight from A secret underground bunker Since: Nov, 2014
Knight
#1639: Mar 24th 2016 at 6:29:01 AM

232: Because we are imperialists are we are better then them, in every way, even though they are of the same ethnicity as us.

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InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1640: Mar 24th 2016 at 6:30:22 AM

233: They tried to offer dirty deeds done dirt cheap at a more expensive price than I do.

edited 24th Mar '16 6:30:35 AM by InfinityRyujin

Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#1641: Mar 24th 2016 at 6:31:47 AM

234:They disagreed with me on which Jojo was the best Jojo.

It's Jo4uke.

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Interfector
#1642: Mar 24th 2016 at 10:04:53 AM

235. I read the tea leaves and they seemed to recommend I invade that country.

236. Has a annoying national anthem.

edited 24th Mar '16 10:05:13 AM by The_Dag

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TooManyIdeas Into Oblivion from Twilight Town Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Into Oblivion
#1643: Mar 24th 2016 at 10:06:59 AM

237. Because they use the default avatar.

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TheOneWhoTropes Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty from Newton-le-willows, quaint town Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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#1645: Mar 26th 2016 at 1:10:39 PM

239. They have Ancient Egyptian laser beams.

240. They never potholed the above to yu gi oh or yu gi oh abridged.

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#1646: Mar 26th 2016 at 3:18:10 PM

241: They got me single-stuff oreos instead of double-stuff ones!

242: Their governments website does not work well on my iPhone.

RJ-19-CLOVIS-93 from Australia Since: Feb, 2015
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#1648: Mar 28th 2016 at 2:47:56 AM

244: They ship Pewey! THAT SHIP IS PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE PEARL IS LESBIAN ADSAHDHDSADAJSFDGADAYHDAGDA

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The_Dag Interfector from Bad to Worse (Lucky 7) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Interfector
#1649: Mar 28th 2016 at 4:53:12 AM

245. They shapes of their borders aren't geometrically pleasing to me. 246. Their language has stupid grammar rules.

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1650: Mar 28th 2016 at 6:26:16 AM

247:Because they hate Monty Python.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

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