1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War:

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76 GameChainsaw28th Mar 2012 06:31:42 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
78 SantosLHalper28th Mar 2012 08:51:13 AM from The Canterlot of the North
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100. In the name of Love and Tolerance.
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR INALIENABLE RIGHTS TO LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!"
79 GameChainsaw28th Mar 2012 09:19:10 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
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101. In the name of the God-Emperor. Specifically, the God-Emperor you intend to be.
dreams, writes, sleeps
102. They call their holidays different (means: They call their holidays and everything belonging to them by the WRONG names)
103. The representative they sent didn't want me to show him the grand national enemy skull collection which we're so proud of.

edited 28th Mar '12 9:21:08 AM by Eyefish

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81 GameChainsaw29th Mar 2012 02:52:53 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
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104. You were having a really bad day.
82 eternalNoob29th Mar 2012 03:17:55 AM from yer mum , Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
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105.They have oil.

106: They're gay/lesbian
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83 GameChainsaw29th Mar 2012 03:31:30 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
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107: Humanity will lose its edge if we don't fight! We must always be practicing for the Andromedan incursions...
84 neobullseye29th Mar 2012 04:50:24 AM from Here, of course.
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108: Because the magic number says so.
109: Because Destiny Says So
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85 Blurring29th Mar 2012 06:09:22 AM from an adjacent area right over there.
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110. Our economy is bad so we hope you invade us then fix our economy.
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86 Belfagor29th Mar 2012 06:20:04 AM from Nonantola, Italy
111. Cuz there are Commiez in there and OMG Commiez are EEEEEEEVUUUUULLLLLLZ!

(This basically sums up the 90% of NATO politics)

edited 29th Mar '12 6:33:59 AM by Belfagor

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87 neobullseye29th Mar 2012 06:30:34 AM from Here, of course.
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112: Because war is hell, and there will be an hell on earth before (insert deity here) will return to earth. Therefore, by waging war, we can speed up the second coming of (Insert deity here).
113: Because trolling is fun.

edited 29th Mar '12 6:30:44 AM by neobullseye

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88 GameChainsaw29th Mar 2012 06:37:24 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
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114: They practice human sacrifice. But it's the wrong kind of human sacrifice. We need to teach them how to do it properly.
89 ATC29th Mar 2012 06:41:30 AM from The Library of Kiev
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115: Because declaring war doesn't mean waging war.
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90 Blurring29th Mar 2012 06:41:56 AM from an adjacent area right over there.
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116. They chopped their noodles before serving it. Barbarians!

edited 29th Mar '12 6:42:10 AM by Blurring

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91 MacDuffy29th Mar 2012 06:44:47 AM from Enies Lobby , Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
117: Because they butter their toast butter side-down.

edited 29th Mar '12 6:45:05 AM by MacDuffy

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92 neobullseye29th Mar 2012 06:54:07 AM from Here, of course.
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118: Because they broke my highscore!
119: Because they insulted the daughter of the niece of the grandson of the Emperor's wife's mother's school friend. (Is there atropes for such chains?)
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120. Because the daughter of the niece of the grandson of the Emperor's wife's mother's school friend insulted the President's niece's daughter's school friend's mother's niece.

edited 29th Mar '12 11:17:55 AM by Falkon

94 neobullseye29th Mar 2012 07:03:08 AM from Here, of course.
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121: Because they don't realize that 200 comes after 199, and that 119 is followed by 120 :trollface:
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95 GameChainsaw29th Mar 2012 07:50:14 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
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122: Because you live in a peaceful era where nothing much happens, and you don't want the history to be boring to read about.
96 EarlOfSandvich29th Mar 2012 08:17:39 AM from the Palouse , Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Meh!
124. Because the bastard deliberately skipped #123

edited 29th Mar '12 8:18:09 AM by EarlOfSandvich

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97 TheOneWhoTropes29th Mar 2012 09:57:02 AM from Leigh, Lancashire, England (Viertes Reich) , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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123. To correct your bad education system that does not teach people how to count properly.
125 (since 124 was taken). Because I'm a Depraved Bisexual, and your army is full of Good-Looking Privates.

edited 29th Mar '12 9:57:11 AM by TheOneWhoTropes

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98 GameChainsaw29th Mar 2012 10:04:55 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
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126. Tales about orphans are heartwarming. Therefore, we should make more orphans!

I feel slightly ill typing that.
99 ATC29th Mar 2012 10:37:02 AM from The Library of Kiev
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127: Wars end eventually. Therefore, if we have war, peace is ensured to eventually happen.
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100 neobullseye29th Mar 2012 10:37:14 AM from Here, of course.
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128: To murder mean persons who want to kill people just to make more orphans. ...Wait, is that a BAD reason?
EDIT: 129: To kill those damned ninjas!

edited 29th Mar '12 10:37:49 AM by neobullseye

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