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101. In the name of the God-Emperor. Specifically, the God-Emperor you intend to be.
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102. They call their holidays different (means: They call their holidays and everything belonging to them by the WRONG names) 103. The representative they sent didn't want me to show him the grand national enemy skull collection which we're so proud of. edited 28th Mar '12 9:21:08 AM by Eyefish i'll be so glad when i'm back in berlin. 0oOO0o>(°_°>) Krabby used bubble beam! The Shadows Devour You.
104. You were having a really bad day.
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105.They have oil.
106: They're gay/lesbian
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107: Humanity will lose its edge if we don't fight! We must always be practicing for the Andromedan incursions...
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108: Because the magic number says so. 109: Because Destiny Says So Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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110. Our economy is bad so we hope you invade us then fix our economy.
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112: Because war is hell, and there will be an hell on earth before (insert deity here) will return to earth. Therefore, by waging war, we can speed up the second coming of (Insert deity here). 113: Because trolling is fun. edited 29th Mar '12 6:30:44 AM by neobullseye Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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114: They practice human sacrifice. But it's the wrong kind of human sacrifice. We need to teach them how to do it properly.
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115: Because declaring war doesn't mean waging war.
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116. They chopped their noodles before serving it. Barbarians!
edited 29th Mar '12 6:42:10 AM by Blurring Load and charge the wave motion gun. Fire! Target? What target?
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117: Because they butter their toast butter side-down.
edited 29th Mar '12 6:45:05 AM by MacDuffy R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
118: Because they broke my highscore! 119: Because they insulted the daughter of the niece of the grandson of the Emperor's wife's mother's school friend. (Is there atropes for such chains?) Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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120. Because the daughter of the niece of the grandson of the Emperor's wife's mother's school friend insulted the President's niece's daughter's school friend's mother's niece.
edited 29th Mar '12 11:17:55 AM by Falkon R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
121: Because they don't realize that 200 comes after 199, and that 119 is followed by 120 :trollface:
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122: Because you live in a peaceful era where nothing much happens, and you don't want the history to be boring to read about.
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124. Because the bastard deliberately skipped #123
edited 29th Mar '12 8:18:09 AM by EarlOfSandvich It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly far away from here!
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123. To correct your bad education system that does not teach people how to count properly. 125 (since 124 was taken). Because I'm a Depraved Bisexual, and your army is full of Good-Looking Privates. edited 29th Mar '12 9:57:11 AM by TheOneWhoTropes Well, Little Britain thinks it's a different country.
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126. Tales about orphans are heartwarming. Therefore, we should make more orphans!
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127: Wars end eventually. Therefore, if we have war, peace is ensured to eventually happen.
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128: To murder mean persons who want to kill people just to make more orphans. ...Wait, is that a BAD reason? EDIT: 129: To kill those damned ninjas! edited 29th Mar '12 10:37:49 AM by neobullseye Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
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