The filidh that cam frae Skye
100. In the name of Love and Tolerance.
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
The Shadows Devour You.
101. In the name of the God-Emperor. Specifically, the God-Emperor you intend to be.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
has a degree in bullshit
102. They call their holidays different (means: They call their holidays and everything belonging to them by the WRONG names)
103. The representative they sent didn't want me to show him the grand national enemy skull collection which we're so proud of.
edited 28th Mar '12 9:21:08 AM by Eyefish
cross dust to the porches
The Shadows Devour You.
104. You were having a really bad day.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Ded
105.They have oil.
106: They're gay/lesbian
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
The Shadows Devour You.
107: Humanity will lose its edge if we don't fight! We must always be practicing for the Andromedan incursions...
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
108: Because the magic number says so.
109: Because Destiny Says So
One just might
110. Our economy is bad so we hope you invade us then fix our economy.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
111. Cuz there are Commiez in there and OMG Commiez are EEEEEEEVUUUUULLLLLLZ!
(This basically sums up the 90% of NATO politics)
edited 29th Mar '12 6:33:59 AM by Belfagor
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICE
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
112: Because war is hell, and there will be an hell on earth before (insert deity here) will return to earth. Therefore, by waging war, we can speed up the second coming of (Insert deity here).
113: Because trolling is fun.
edited 29th Mar '12 6:30:44 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
The Shadows Devour You.
114: They practice human sacrifice. But it's the wrong kind of human sacrifice. We need to teach them how to do it properly.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Was Aliroz the Confused
115: Because declaring war doesn't mean waging war.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
One just might
116. They chopped their noodles before serving it. Barbarians!
edited 29th Mar '12 6:42:10 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
117: Because they butter their toast butter side-down.
edited 29th Mar '12 6:45:05 AM by MacDuffy
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
118: Because they broke my highscore!
119: Because they insulted the daughter of the niece of the grandson of the Emperor's wife's mother's school friend. (Is there atropes for such chains?)
Lord of the Avians
120. Because the daughter of the niece of the grandson of the Emperor's wife's mother's school friend insulted the President's niece's daughter's school friend's mother's niece.
edited 29th Mar '12 11:17:55 AM by Falkon
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
121: Because they don't realize that 200 comes after 199, and that 119 is followed by 120 :trollface:
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
The Shadows Devour You.
122: Because you live in a peaceful era where nothing much happens, and you don't want the history to be boring to read about.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
124. Because the bastard deliberately skipped #123
edited 29th Mar '12 8:18:09 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
123. To correct your bad education system that does not teach people how to count properly.
125 (since 124 was taken). Because I'm a Depraved Bisexual, and your army is full of Good-Looking Privates.
edited 29th Mar '12 9:57:11 AM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
The Shadows Devour You.
126. Tales about orphans are heartwarming. Therefore, we should make more orphans!
I feel slightly ill typing that.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Was Aliroz the Confused
127: Wars end eventually. Therefore, if we have war, peace is ensured to eventually happen.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
128: To murder mean persons who want to kill people just to make more orphans. ...Wait, is that a BAD reason?
EDIT: 129: To kill those damned ninjas!
edited 29th Mar '12 10:37:49 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
98. Prettier borders.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.