948: Because we want to hit 1000 soon.
edited 31st Oct '12 3:24:57 PM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
949. Because we will probably keep going even when it reaches 1000
Problem Child
950: 0with their portals. Because they troll us0
edited 2nd Nov '12 12:54:57 AM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
951. Doogie and the 'Rhoid (our capital's morning "Khaos Khrew") dared me to on live radio.
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D'OH.
edited 2nd Nov '12 5:49:40 PM by Jhimmibhob
952: They don't number their reasons.
953: They're responsible for that movie I had to watch a few days ago.
Fixed.
edited 2nd Nov '12 12:40:00 PM by Speedchesser
954: They skipped 11 reasons. Cheaters!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Overlording the Underworld
955: They leave reasons that are easily countered without wars, they are far too violent for anyone's sake.
956: The thousandth reason wins a new car. I don't need it, but I damn sure want to help someone get it. (Not really, but wouldn't that be neat?)
957: Edit wars are fun.
edited 4th Nov '12 7:12:31 AM by Journeyman
Overlording the Underworld
958: Satan made me do it.
959: We have a military, if they want to earn those college degrees they all want, they need to do some military-ing, or something.
960: Only forty more to go. Kill baby, Kill! (So totally ripped off of Drill Baby, Drill)
961: [[Don'tExplainTheJoke They explain jokes]], they must be insane.
962: We discovered some new ancient weapons our ancestors used, time to put them to the test on live subjects.
963: If a dolphin and a sea lion can kill a horde of people, then so can we by Jove!
964: My keyboard keeps messing up, and it's making me mad (angry)!
965: I was already mad (crazy).
966: They like playing with perentheses, let's get them!
edited 8th Nov '12 12:51:58 PM by Journeyman
Overlording the Underworld
967: They let good threads go dead before they've reached their goal.
968: They're Necromancers hellbent on reviving dead threads into Frankenstein beasts headed for world domination.
969: They're slowly crawling toward our borders on slow, crawly thingies.
970: They watch too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
edited 17th Dec '12 10:11:54 AM by Journeyman
Hohoende, kudasai!
971: It's the end of the world, we should got out with a bang.
Everything is a lie.
972: Because we're so close to 1,000.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
973. There's no shame in a world leader enjoying a little S&M. But I think my mistake was choosing the safe phrase "Run get my chancellor, have him convene the joint chiefs, and bomb the @#%&#! out of the neighboring country."
974. The world must never know about my quadruple bogey at their capital's biggest golf course.
975. They gave political asylum to Jimmy Drinkwater—the kid who pantsed me in front of the entire girls' volleyball team in '83, and an Enemy of the State.
Overlording the Underworld
976: They made me enemy of the state.
977: They use high school pranks as reasons to declare someone enemy of the state.
978: They don't forgive easily enough.
979: We'll crawl our way to victory 1,000.
980: We'll burn our way through victory 1,000.
981: They thought they brought their best lines, but they couldn't touch mine.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
ETERNAL
982. We were just taught the concept of war!
983. Because Dominoes didn't deliver my pizza in 15 minutes.
984. My Butler over-brew my tea.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
The Chew Toy of Gaming
985: We had spare ammo to waste.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
986: The ambassador insulted my dog.
987. They've promised to bankroll Eddie Murphy's next movie.
988. Every month, every FREAKING month, Princess Kayla pollutes the Imperial Palace by blasting yet another one of their mediocre boy bands.
989. Anthony Bourdain just compared our national dish unfavorably to theirs. (His precise words were "a waste of good dog pancreas.")
Problem Child
990: Because they have made multiple hostile military attacks and refuse to cooperate in attempts at opening negiotion... Wait... That's a good reason. Never mind.
990: Because they drive on the opposite side of the road. Weirdoes.
991: Because they play on consoles with an inverted y-axs. Weirdoes.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
992: They're ending the world tomorrow. Can't have that, now can we?
993: The chips are fornicating good. A country with such vulgar chips must be destroyed.
994: I lost the remote. I think they have it.
995: Someone in that country directed Cyber Seduction.
996: I need a location for my mini-mall.
997: They used destroyed my house so they'd have room for their mini-mall.
998: Someone else in that country just started a Happy Wheels Let's Play.
999: They've been naughty, and Santa must punish the naughty.
1,000: They refuse to give me their coffee.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Problem Child
Da-da-da-daaa da da da-da-daaaaaa
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Now what?
edited 20th Dec '12 3:15:48 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Overlording the Underworld
TIME WARP.
And we begin again.
Reason 1: We need to get this party started, and we're going to use their dance floor to do it.
Let's switch the format and go to the next thousand!
Reason 2: They drank all the punch before I even found it. Those monsters!
947:Because we are bored