Tim:
41. He said he was bored.
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
42. He said I said I was bored
D'oh!
The Shadows Devour You.
43. I just found out the meaning of life was 42.
EDIT: Damn it! Ninja's have ruined the joke!
44. My joke was ruined by ninjas.
edited 26th Mar '12 5:00:27 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.44. He skipped 43
D'oh!
The Shadows Devour You.
46. My joke was ruined by ninjas again.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.46. Ninjas ruined a joke
D'oh!
The Shadows Devour You.
48. There's a nuclear arms race on; if we declare war now and get it over with we'll only have five nukes exchanged instead of 5000!
49. That's almost a sane idea and that depresses me.
edited 26th Mar '12 5:03:38 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
The Shadows Devour You.
51. I hate memes. Your county makes a lot of memes. Prepare to defend yourselves.
52. I hate mimes. Your country makes a lot of mimes. Prepare to defend yourselves.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.53. The last two reasons were identical. BAD!
D'oh!
Tim:
54. The last reason was a meta-reason. BAD!
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!55. We all keep saying BAD! BAD!
D'oh!
Tim:
56. I don't like Serial Escalation!
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
57. Your Country hates Mimes. Our Mime production is a natural thing you racists!
Deer
The Shadows Devour You.
58. Only 1 in 5 teenagers experiment with art in your country. This is a bad sign for the future of the arts and I declare a war to reform this pitiful state of cultural contribution by threat of force. Your youth shall strive to create works of genius, or ye shall be laid low...
edited 26th Mar '12 5:15:56 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.59. I'm wearing socks.
D'oh!
The Shadows Devour You.
60. I'm wearing socks, but not shoes, and someone with shoes from your country just trod on my feet.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.61. Somebody from your country complained about someone from my country trodding on their feet.
D'oh!
The Shadows Devour You.
63. You think violence is the answer, but it isn't. I will convince you to change your ways. With War!
D'oh!
Tim:
64. They all wear these terrible comb-overs, and clearly the only way to solve this problem is to take off the heads they wear them on.
edited 26th Mar '12 5:21:42 PM by Redblackdragon
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!65. I have an itch on my arm.
D'oh!
The Shadows Devour You.
66. We've wasted all our money on this really fancy new technology which is eating up our budget; we might as well use it for something.
edited 26th Mar '12 5:22:31 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
38. I was bored
D'oh!