Yes, the 502nd Doctor.
What's the personality of the 502nd Doctor?
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Because he's died 501 times and is about a hundred thousand years old!
Is there anything that can be done to help him?
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Currently inactive
Cook him a plate of hot chilli prawns (shrimp).
What are the ingredients (materials)?
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Hydraloonie
Eyeballs, A toupe and a TARDIS
How do they get the first two objects?
Progress has it's stepping stones.
A travelling merchant comes along selling those to exact items.
What is his price?
Space Molly Weasley
10000000000000 Zimbabwean dollars.
Do they have the money?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Yes, but it's in British Dollars, and he only accepts Zimbabwean ones.
How will the heroes convert their currency?
They cross out the word British and write Zimbabwean in it's place.
Does the merchant fall for this?
In love with an Uptown Girl
No, he doesn't. However, he is willing to sell them an old relic he has no use for to the heroes for free, if they can completely his challenge.
What is the challenge?
edited 2nd Oct '17 8:28:35 AM by Vampireandthen
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Climb to the top of the highest mountain in the world and summon a demon to get his $5 back.
Where do they get the demon summoning equipment?
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
PINNACLE OF MAN
On the top of the cursed wooden tower on the top of the mountain!
Who built the wooden tower, and when?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
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Funnel McGee, an omnipotent being with a funnel for a head, and he built it in 1997.
Why does he have a funnel for a head?
edited 16th Oct '17 1:35:20 AM by Penroses
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plant
He replaced his normal head with a funnel, so he would be able to drink and eat faster.
How did he do it though?
edited 16th Oct '17 1:37:04 AM by n3rd_d4sh
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
hey
He used his omnipotent powers to remove his original head and replace it with a funnel, but he was too lazy to make his old head disappear from existence, so he threw it somewhere random in the universe.
Where is his old head now?
hey
Space Molly Weasley
On display in a hunter's lodge.
How does the gang go up the mountain?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
They take the service elevator.
What awaits them in Funnel's tower?
hey
First, a room with snails on every surface.
Do the adventurers carefully step over the snails or do they run through, crushing many?
hey
Space Molly Weasley
They crush their slimy souls out of their shells. 
Is there an angry momma snail that confronts them before they reach the next room?
edited 17th Oct '17 7:30:45 PM by TroperNo9001
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
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Yes. A very huge one in fact.
Would the Momma Snail be threatening, but still comedic, or just simply threatening?
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
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Simply threatening.
Does the Momma Snail have powers that a normal snail wouldn't?
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Space Molly Weasley
Yes, because she was mutated when radioactive waste was accidentally spilled on her.
What powers does she have?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
plant
Poisonous slime
Any others?
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
hey
She has a giant mouth filled with razor-sharp teeth on her underside.
Anything else?
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A good one.
It's it one of the Doctors?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"