...I want to meet this kid and bounce ideas off him.
i. hear. a. sound.
Face me now, Bitch!
Hmm, i wonder if this kid has been lurking on here, somehow. 
Eclipse the Moon
D4V3 1S TH1S YOU?
If it isn't him. Then it's the kid of the guy who wrote Thirty Hs
edited 11th Mar '12 6:18:25 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
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Eclipse the Moon
He's got the right kind of prose. It's just lacking the groinsaws and gratutious use of the word "fuck".
I'm having to learn to pay the price
'80s TV Action Hero
'Marvelis'...?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Youkai Serious
Are we sure this isn't the same kid who writes Axe Cop?
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Eclipse the Moon
It's a young kid, don't expect a grade spelling.
Hmm... I like you hypothesis.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
[Today's Jo Jo]
Honestly, it kind of warms my heart to know that kids his age have words like "engulfed" in their vocabulary...even if they're not spelling them correctly.
Eclipse the Moon
The wild imaginations of kids...
It warms the cockles of my heart~
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Nyanpasu~
What a wonderful and kind supreme Ultra-Lord! I want a unicorn servant to serve me doughnuts off its horn!!! This kid has some great ideas, I'll back him!
Loves feel-good animation a whole lot.
Defiler of Shops
I hear that unicorn horns are not very clean.
Soul is ugly.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
They're a Christian symbol of purity and virginity. Of course their horns are clean.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Zzzzzzzzzz
Update: The weatherman in question confirms that this is not a hoax. Link to Updated story.
Uniocular
Flint for Supreme Ultra-Lord 2012
edited 22nd Mar '12 5:59:49 PM by Mukora
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Eclipse the Moon
Flint will cause the 2012 world-ending disater. And he'll be there, twidiling fingers, going "Just as Planned"
[Today's Jo Jo]
I wonder where I can sign up for minionhood?
Eclipse the Moon
I'll be more than willing to be the overseerer of his Australian devision.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
According to this article
, a weatherman went to a school with a boy who was particularly impressed with his visit. So he wrote him a letter:
Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about the weather.
Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed your doughnuts off their horns. I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel ecnrested. Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames….And in case you didn't know, that's pretty dang sweet.
Sincerely, Flint.
PS. Look on the back for a drawing. :)
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And yes, this is actually read.
edited 10th Mar '12 7:07:16 PM by SantosLHalper