Disturbingly mustachioed.
I don't even need a scratch. CHANGEEEEEEEEEEE !!
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
-"Hey, hey, easy now. There's no 'I' in 'team'."
-"Maybe. But there's a 'U' in 'mother fucker'!"
[Insert amazing act of bloodshed and/or martial arts mastery here]
edited 12th Mar '12 3:48:57 PM by SeanMurrayI
Aren't we clever?
Don't worry. I've got a Ph D in "KICKING YOUR ASS"!
edited 12th Mar '12 9:41:52 PM by Roboyoshi18
The Chew Toy of Gaming
When most people hear the words "killing" and "specialist" put together, I'm the first thing they think of.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
Amusing. Usually when they hear "Die" the last thing that past through their mind is my arm.
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
Oh, for heaven's sake! You come here to fight and you start shouting one-liners of that caliber? Are you kidding? Your lines are so boring, you could work at a preschool and put kids to sleep by shouting your lines AT THEM!
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
-shoots the above tropes/poster- Thank you for cooperating with your own demise. Have a nice day ^_^
edited 15th Mar '12 3:11:47 AM by neobullseye
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
-Psionic heal-
You forget that I am a lot more powerful than you.
Now...Kneel before me. -Shoots in leg-
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Stop Killing My Titles
Kneeling before someone is so passe. I mean, what kind of a reasonable fellow would want his victim stuck in such... meaningful pose(cue boot to the jaw, cracking half of the teeth). True gentlemen do it classy.
edited 15th Mar '12 12:31:01 PM by FergardStratoavis
grah
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Classy doesn't get the job done quick enough.
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"Behold! My Execute-tive Powers!"
(Note: This is for evil US Presidents ONLY)
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
Really? That's the best "Behold" you can do? You still need to learn a lot. Too bad you will never be able to...
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Well you know what they say:
Aggrieve with the best. Or abscond with the rest.
That's your only warning.
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R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
Of course that's my only warning. You won't live long enough to give me another one. -draws a gun, then cocks it- Any last words?
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Ah, very droll, Oscar Wilde, very witty. We've gone from "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country" to "PSIONIC RETALIATION -Field of energy-". Real smart.
R.I.P. Stuntel: 1-9-2012
-burst into laughter.- Psionic skills? Really? Psi this! -snaps his fingers, causing an anti-psionic field to appear and cover the area.-
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Well psionics requires brainpower.
Regrettable that I must now perform a hasty lobotomy.
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The Chew Toy of Gaming
Yeah. On yourself. *grabs ice pick*
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.
"Pick your own brain, Coronado! I don't have the health insurance to afford this procedure."
(To say to bad guys named Coronado who attempt to give lobotomies)
Overlording the Underworld
-Yawns.- If you're trying to bore me to death, you will find yourself dead before me. I'm the one who outlasted the wandering Jew in a "Poor Me" contest.
You'll be dead soon, with or without Jew. Doesn't make a difference.
edited 16th Mar '12 8:16:47 AM by SeanMurrayI
Overlording the Underworld
Keep trying, I can't wait to see you fail, and fail, and fail, and fail. . . for eternity!
Personal reaper? You could get an army of all gods of death that exist, and they wouldn't even make a scratch.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.