Start denouncing the hapsburg empire. loudly.
I am a typical pony
Destroy the reef.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Declare that she's .000222333256 seconds late for her meeting with Pinkie Pie.
One just might
Play a few lines of notes from the Für Elise loudly and badly.
edited 13th Mar '12 10:05:44 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Lie about a sexeh wohmahn.
The Beta Male
Play this song, and watch him get up by himself.
Tell the fangirls where he is.
But how does it taste?
Feed him Takoyaki
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Set him on fire.
edited 16th Mar '12 9:50:59 AM by CrystalGlacia
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
I would leave it alone.
FIRE UP THE QUATROVAN DE GRAF GENERATOR!
I am a typical pony
poke it with a stick.
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
The Beta Male
Quote the stupid line.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tell him that Seph is nearby.
But how does it taste?
Yeah... I don't think he's gonna be waking up... Ever...
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Detonate a bomb under the bed.
Evaporate whatever pool of water its in.
"Love, love will tear us apart, again."
Pirate AND writer!
Am I a weirdo?
Play this song really loud.
That sleeping couple looks so cute...
Perfect time for the neurotoxin. Let the pain Wake them up, before they sleep Forever...
edited 16th Mar '12 10:01:17 PM by goto124
I am a typical pony
Glados can sleep?
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Fire a gun close to him.
"Love, love will tear us apart, again."
Fire a hunting rifle.