Just for Pun

Let's not raise the issue of war; tensions could be liable to snap. I don't think any of us would want that weight on our hearts.

Nor would anyone want to take one on the gin.

Let's not throw in the cards yet, people! We have to keep this going!

Let's switch topics, any ideas to put all in?

Let's shift gears into overdrive with some vehicle-based humour.

Fine. Wheel just have to pedal our best jokes to the forum-going masses until they throttle the servers.

edited 25th Feb '12 6:21:01 AM by WillyFourEyes

Vehicle puns? I am just plane bad at this. I mean, no matter how much I train, I just can't come up with anything. I'm a-boat to give up the search for something decent.

Stop horsing around folks, and let's get this thread revived with some animal-based puns.

I'm just chicken out the thread.

Okay, I'm gone.

edited 21st Sep '12 11:10:20 AM by PhysicalStamina

Seariously? I mean, you've got to be betta than that. Lord kelp me if there are no more puns. And if someone krills me for doing this, I whale scream. So anyway, water you guys up to? I'm shore it's finteresting.

I'll have you know I worked ferry hard on that pun, you little beach. Just wet is your problem, anyway, shiphead? Am I gonna have to report you?

Seems like you guys are having a whale of a time with these sea-related puns. How aboat we adjust our sights to some really ballistic gun puns?

edited 21st Sep '12 2:03:28 PM by Prometheus136

Right on target, we just need a bit of a primer.

You really scoped out that last one well! This thread is a shell of its original form!

I don't gat it. I'm not very gun-savvy, AK?

What? Surely we can go another round? It's really hollow to point out puns relating to guns. I can always find more ammunition for my puns! Hell, I could just use bullet points!

Don't force these gun puns upon me, you cock.

I'd hate to end this really explosive series of gun puns, but I should clip them off here. How about some really rad communism/Soviet/Russian puns comrades?

Ooh, those Russians. Just hearing about them makes me positively red with anger.

Don't have such a moscow man! I vant to continue this in good spirit!

This thread had better not die! I will not lev it alone! The lack of posts here is really pushkin my buttons!

I've had Smirnoff of your attitude, mister. If the thread wants to die, then soviet.

edited 21st Sep '12 3:30:24 PM by PhysicalStamina

But leaving a thread like this to die is cold, even for us. Now quit Stalin and start Putin some effort into your puns! We're Russian to fill the quota of puns!

You may look like a Kremlin, but you pun at the SS-rank; I must admit I did Nazi that coming, so I shall have to return the favor Fuhreriously.

Oh, Jew did NOT use that pun sequence! Holocaust puns are tasteless, Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them.

edited 5th Feb '13 12:10:11 PM by Landorkus

There could be diary concequences for jokes like that. It might be best to book it out of here or turn over a new leaf.