Arrested for arson.
Gay elephant noise?Arrested for medical malpractice.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistArrested for being linked to terrorist acts.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Beheaded for crimes against the kingdom. DEE DEE is the worst king ever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgArrested for keeping large amount of Drugs without describe.
Arrested for carrying what seems to be a bat. Bats can be used as swinging weopons.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arested for oppresion (it's coup d'état)
That is false charge! It isn't bat, it's boken in its linen sheat. So I am free as soon as I show it.
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Arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.
I'm an elephant. Rurr.Arresting for walking over crops.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for the inhumane treatment of Waddle Dees.
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Words, words, words.Arrested for lack of color.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Arrested for resiting arrest.
We know your the one who ran over those farm feilds!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for being the only sane man...
...wait, who wrote these laws? Oh well, I'm the police, so I have to enforce it.
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Words, words, words.Locked away for being emo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgArrested for medical mismanagement.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for neglected Child Support payments for Kirby
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.Arrested for using the ultimatrix improperly without adult supervision.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Your are to be set to a show trail for political crimes against the new leader of state.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Under arrest for failng to explain your true intentions.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerArrested for entering illegally from the Netherworld.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for impersonating royalty.
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.Arrested for identity theft.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Arrested for playing with fire.
Call me a devil... it just means I'll have to use my hellish powers to get you to listen! F:36 S:0/20Arrested for witchcraft.
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
Arrested for shooting first.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.