Arrested for attempted theft of all our base.
One just might
Arrested for having hair in that particular shade of green.
edited 4th Oct '17 8:27:45 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for Espionage and teaming up with Russian KGB spies.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for using Horse meat in the burger patties.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Banned for trying to learn the Forbidden Spells.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Arrested for driving under the influence of a paranormal being.
Arrested for accidentally aiding a horrible clown man.
Tief girl with eartude
Arrested for being an accomplice to a coup.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Fly Air Madeline
Arrested for unlawful manipulation of time.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Arrested for planning a robbery.
edited 10th Oct '17 4:08:42 AM by NASCARLOVER427
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
PINNACLE OF MAN
Arrested for scoring.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Arrested for embezzlement of cat foods, insider trading of pet store stocks, and other White-Collar Crime with the end goal of getting more cat food.
edited 16th Oct '17 5:45:14 AM by RaspyMink
The man behind the slaughter
Arrested for holding someone hostage.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Arrested for unauthorized Spice dealing.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Arrested for that whole kidnapping/attempted murder/torture thing.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
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Under arrest for reckless manipulation of spacetime.
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for tampering with time.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for being way too hot for food chain icons.
... I guess Starbucks is more of a beverage chain, but...
ya get me.
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Oh no no. That's me reacting to her. Not her saying it.
edited 18th Oct '17 8:58:21 AM by Beverly
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Fly Air Madeline
Arrested for being overprotective of a thing.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Arrested for associating with a mobster.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
She/Her | inactive for now
Arrested for having a Gender-Blender Name
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
Arrested for being a huge psychotic delicate genocide, yet you claim to be a harmless guy who plays nothing but Trove all the time in your broken bed of heck knows what.
Listen, Zamasu may have lost Goku Black during erasure but he always is alive to this very day. IMMORTALITY IS MY BITCH!
Arrested for letting your son cause a riot in school.
When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Arrested for reading a book.
Arrested for impersonation
"Leftover items still have value!"