Arrested for not running on time.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.Arrested for shooting first. Also for smuggling.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Arrested for petty thievery, and making a disturbance with the screaming and yelling.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for stealing antique weapons.
Arrested for destroying a building in the opening theme song.
Hyperforce Go! http://vmkid.me/Arrested for misuse of robotic monkeys
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.Arrested for losing your master's favourite pants.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for the abuse of hair product.
DeerArrested for giving children nightmares.
Arrested for attacking surfers
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.Arrested for your bourgeois treason.
OMNIA RESOLVITUR DIALECTICEArrested for eating someone's chickens
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.Arrested for screaming and disturbance of the peace
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Arrested for sabotaging valuable public equipment.
Arrested for cheatin and getting caught!
You can't just cheat like that!
DeerArrested for being shady looking.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Arrested for looking ridiculously upstanding, you must be up to something.
Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!Arrested for feeding people to a giant spider
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.Arrested for hanging around with an old man
(Old man is arrested too.)
arrested for firebombing a hospital.
Arrested for parking offense.
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.Arrested for breaking an entry through the front door.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?That suit looks horrible. I'm placing you under arrest.
arrested for[[racism has beein removed to bring this post up to post-civil-rights movement standards. we are sorry for the inconveniance.]]