Spooky Fugger
Arrested for threatening that doll's life.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
Arrested for smiling.
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
"Just as planned."
Arrested for being in despair. Happiness Is Mandatory.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for bullying the main character.
"We be we baby!"
Spooky Fugger
Arrested for having blue arms.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for being too kinky.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for not wearing pants! They clearly understand what clothing is as they are wearing shoes.
Tief girl with eartude
Arrested because Screw You, Elves!.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
Arrested for pointy ears. And for invoking a certain trope.
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Chandelure burnt my sword license...
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Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Don't Try It
Arrested for being an licensed Pokemon trainer but an unlicensed sword user.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for stealing someones land.
"We be we baby!"
Still my fave
Arrested for breaking the speed limit!
Fangs of the relentless thousand
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Arrested for having pink hair.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
"Just as planned."
Arrested for looking suspicious, and the Chairman does not like that.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Goddess of Nature
Arrested for stealing Knuckles's hair/fur color.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Arrested for punching things.
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for talking to dolls.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for going way the hell above the speed limit.
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for being a grumpy bear!
"We be we baby!"
Goddess of Nature
Arrested for the abominations that call themselves Sonic' 06 and Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
... arrested for being yellow...
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Arrested for Jaywalking.
The Absolute Madman
Arrested for eating Hedgehogs.
"We be we baby!"
Arrested for carrying a totally illegal weapon.
Arrested because it's Senpai Notice Me! not the other way around.