Diddy Kong.
Some Guy Or Something
The Permanently Confused
...Charizard.
What? The guy breathes fire. Nothin' hotter than that.
Wario and/or Mr. Game & Watch
Deer
Duon. Oh, baby, oh, baby...
Falcon obviously.
Science!
Snake, obviously. DAT ASS.
Unstoppable Sex Goddess
I hate Hyadain's videos so much.
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Court Dragon
And clearly the hottest character is Spaak.
I have a message from another time...
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
-insert smarmy reaction image here-
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Yeah, I'm the only one who'll say Samus, aren't I?
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Master Hand.
Obviously, it's the Sandbag.
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Luigi. Just... Luigi. I mean, seriously, just look at his Final Smash, for instance! All those sensual dance moves, DAT GREEN BUBBLE... sexalicious. 
edited 13th Dec '11 1:54:36 PM by Komodin
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
Court Dragon
What's with his Final Smash, anyway? With the exception of apparently being fueled by his jealousy, it isn't even related to anything Luigi can do in the games. Anyone think that Negative Zone is supposed to be in reference (at least in name) to the Minus World glitch?
edited 13th Dec '11 1:55:47 PM by Enlong
I have a message from another time...
Game & Watch. Dat Pixel.
Expecting someone else?
TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME!
edited 13th Dec '11 1:55:54 PM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Ridley and Ridley
White Pikmin.
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Some Guy Or Something
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Purple Pikmin. DEM CURVES.
Clearly this calls for a more scientific approach. And by scientific, I mean to say "bust size comparison".
From raisins to bazookas, in ascending order:
Toon Link < Link < Jigglypuff (you'd think with a name like that she'd rank higher...) < Zelda < Kirby (those things at Kirby's sides are not arms...)< Samus < Zero Suit Samus < Princess Peach
So clearly Princess Peach is still number one, and everybody else is merely fighting for second place. Go ahead and try to defunct it; my science is perfect!
Bunny
Hmmm.
...Well, there's Ike, and Snake...
...Pit and Link have that pretty boy look, which I like. Pokemon Trainer isn't bad either...
...Lucario and Wolf for the furry side of me...
...Dammit, I can't pick just one!
edited 13th Dec '11 2:24:26 PM by Deathonabun
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -Landstander
That sword-wielding mecha from Chosoju Mecha MG. That's one well-built giant robot.
R.O.B., of course. DAT EDGES.
No regret shall pass over the threshold!
That One Guy
Seconding Charizard. Can't get much hotter than someone whose tail is on fire. Bowser comes in a close second due to his fire-breathing ability.
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So, who is the hottest Brawl character? My vote goes to Peach: