For every redlinked Troper page, God kills a puppy. Well-known fact — NLK
Good, I hate dogs of all kinds. Though I suppose it's about time I put something here. So here it is.
You hate dogs? What is wrong with you? — Magcargo Man
That implies that liking dogs is somehow the natural order of things. I reject this claim.
Your claim assumes that puppies and dogs are one in the same. That is false. — King Zeal
Fair enough. I still don't like 'em.
What about cats? — T 448 Eight
I love cats. I have two!