For every redlinked Troper page, God kills a puppy. Well-known fact -- NLK

Good, I hate dogs of all kinds. Though I suppose it's about time I put something here. So here it is.

You hate dogs? What is wrong with you? -- Tropers/MagcargoMan

That implies that liking dogs is somehow the natural order of things. I reject this claim.

Your claim assumes that puppies and dogs are one in the same. That is false. -- Tropers/KingZeal

Fair enough. I still don't like 'em.

What about cats? -- Tropers/T448Eight

I love cats. I have two!