ITT: Songs in SpockSpeak

That is pretty close to the actual song.

Hard to do much with a song so loquacious to begin with.

Yeah, pretty much but he succeeded.

s'good, innit?

Yep.

Great; now we just need a girl in a wispy silk robe playing a bicycle tire rim and we're all set.

All of the diminutive items.
Unfalse sentiment, correct statements are returned.
I will obtain, only a singular trip in your motor vehicle.

Always, I am fully aware of,
You will be in attendance of my popular music event,
Observing, Anticipating.
Commiserating.

State that the concepts are untrue,
I will not vacate the premises,
Power down the visible light source,
Transport me to my dwellings, by supporting my weight,

edited 25th Nov '11 7:41:44 PM by Inhopelessguy

What's that?

Blink-182 - "All the Small Things".

I adore gigantic glutes, and I am incapable of communicating faleshoods,
Everyone else among you who is a homeboy is in no position to disagree with this:
On the occasion that a female makes an entrance and is characterized by an undersized midriff,
And a spherical attribute comes up close to your person,
You get an erection.

I am taking a nautical voyage
Make a point of sail for a large expanse of saline water connected with an ocean that has been untouched
I desire my ability to make choices without contraints
Unrestrained in order to consider my ongoing existence

I am the person in command of a ship or similar vessel
Please embark. We will quest for the next diurnal period at the the full catalog of various fringes of land at the edge of a large bodies of water
And I will attempt, Surak, I will attempt
My further exploits.

edited 25th Nov '11 8:04:29 PM by RichReeders

"Come Sail Away," Styx.

Figured it out after the first line.

Laboring as a canine would labor for he who is my chief manager,
Toiling for the corporate body.
I am placing a wager on the gambling cubes I am lobbing,
I will partake in living a dream.
On the other hand, in what location am I going to survey?
Those others inform to me amorousness is undiscerning.
I genuinely require a female like an unsealed tome,
To peruse the middle of the grooves.

Intercourse in a vertical conveyor lift,
Making merry at the same time I am headed bottomward.
Coitus in a dumbwaiter,
Taking a very strong liking to the experience prior to falling to earth.

edited 25th Nov '11 8:50:29 PM by SeanMurrayI

Love in an Elevator, Aerosmith.

Your lack of aesthetic qualities are desirable to me, as is your abnormal condition affecting your body. I desire everything that you have provided I do not have to make a payment for it. I want you to have affection for me.

Le période temporelle des gros structures de l'adoration chrétienne c'est courant. La troisième planète de le soleil mouve dans le millénaire succédant. Unn spécimen du Homo sapiens sapiens a eu la désir effectuer l'acte impossible de mouvant verticalement dans les grosses pelotes de la plasma hydrogène, et transcrire comme un série des symboles s'études de se passé dans la solides matières amorphes et la magma solidifé!

edited 25th Nov '11 10:05:34 PM by SantosLHalper

Where is the neighborhood located? Where is the neighborhood located? Was that African-American in the trunk, where the wood is? All of these African-Americans are becoming rowdy among the wolves. You'd better fire your weapon if you intend to reveal it.

Felines don't understand what will happen if they harass a canine such as myself. I have received word that you were having homosexual relations. I refuse to display affection for homosexual gang-members. I will remove the empty cartridge, reload my weapon, and continue firing. How can you explain your sexual relations with men? Even should we have sex, I would not hold your hand. I do not have sex with men. For those who have been incarcerated, this reminds us of the prisoner with Kool-Aid on his lips. I do not have sex with men who believe themselves to be women. I only know one way, and that is the canine. I know how to crouch and to bite. I bark very little, but I am trained in combat. I know how to pursue a cat climbing a tree. I give all of you the news for annoying me; are you insane?

Where is the neighborhood located? Where is the neighborhood located? Was that African-American in the trunk, where the wood is? All of these African-Americans are becoming rowdy among the wolves. You'd better fire your weapon if you intend to reveal it.

I am chief executive officer of a United States political subdivision Jerry Brown. My paranormal energy field does not show sorrow. In the near future I will be the chief executive officer of the United States. Jimmy Carter will suffer an unfortunate ending. I will be a dictatorial leader in the future and I will rule in an authoritarian fashion. Your kids will practice eastern spirituality in their learning institutions. The state of California will be over everything. Over everything will be the state of California. People who combine Zen Buddhism and Fascism will be your controlling legal authority. All of it is made through products that have not been manufactured by humans. You will run at a leisurely pace for the well being of the genetically superior population group and always have a positive mental attitude. Ignore the danger signs because a fascist state couldn't take root in the United States of America.

A totalitarian government reminiscent of George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four will appear to be your savior. You claim that the youth movement that started in the United States of America during the nineteen-sixties has permanently disappeared. Cease violent emotions or you will suffer severe consequences. The political situation currently is just like George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. Someone is knocking on the front entrance to your residence. It is police officers who conceal their identity and operations in order to secure the political power of the nation's rulers while wearing fashionable clothing. They are going to take away the unfashionable daughter of a first cousin. Don't complain as you are led to the concentration camp. Your skin would be aesthetically pleasing when it is made into a household illumination device which encases one or more lightbulbs and has a string that can be used to turn it on or off. Do not be apprehensive, it is merely a facility for washing one's body. In exchange for your garments here is an an aesthetically excellent plant reproductive structure. Shuffle off this mortal coil due to exposure to poison gas produced without artificial ingredients. The threat is imminent. You will kick the bucket, you diminutive foolish person, when you make the chief executive officer of the United State Jerry Brown upset.

-chorus- The song of celebration of electric guitar-based music regarding a social gathering of people is in the habitual abode this period of time when the sun is below the horizon
Everybody should simply enjoy themselves vigorously
And we are going to make you carry out abnormal behavioral patterns
Everybody should simply enjoy themselves vigorously
The song of celebration of electric guitar-based music regarding a social gathering of people is in the habitual abode this period of time when the sun is below the horizon
Everybody should simply enjoy themselves vigorously
And we are going to make you carry out abnormal behavioral patterns
We simply desire to see you gyrate your posterior region

Within the dance-based entertainment venue, electric guitar-based music regarding a social gathering of people, if you desire to find your female, she having sexual intercourse with me
We are continuous when we are within the venue, her posterior region was moving substantial mass as if she were having sexual intercourse with several people at once
I desire to know where the alcoholic beverages are, I have tight trousers fabricated from denim and indelible ink in the dermis layer because I am electric guitar-based music
I am half of Caucasian descent and half of Negro descent, not dissimilar to a domino, entertainment the currency, op-a-doe I have no idea what that last half means

Salutations, I am passing through these prostitutes in a manner similar to a drain cleaning product
My delivery of passages of rapping could be described as devilish, electric guitar-based music, I am not in possession of a ring of light around my head
We are electric guitar-based music regarding a social gathering of people, indeed, that is the group of peers that I am representing
We are going to send our music to the top of the charts, but not in the manner of Lynyrd Skynyrd or Led Zeppelin
The song of celebration of electric guitar-based music regarding a social gathering of people is in the habitual abode this period of time when the sun is below the horizon
Everybody should simply enjoy themselves vigorously
And we are going to make you carry out abnormal behavioral patterns
We simply desire to see you gyrate your posterior region
We are performing a dance with only our feet every day
Dancing with only our feet, dancing with only our feet

If you would be willing to conduct social intercourse with me, you could be the first female to compel me to conduct economic transactions
We are acquiring currency and consequently you should not be displeased at this moment, and cease being jealous of our wealth or success because it is highly illogical
We are desirous of one more small quantity of spirits or another selection of alcoholic beverages
Please fill my container with a desired quantity of alcoholic beverages and do not waste time
We simply desire to see you gyrate your posterior region at this moment
At present, you desire to be, and as a matter of fact are not wearing a single article of clothing at present

Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue constructed for said purpose, and raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue constructed for said purpose, and raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue constructed for said purpose, and raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music, Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue, raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue constructed for said purpose, and raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue constructed for said purpose, and raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue constructed for said purpose, and raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music, Please stand up, dance in the area of the nighttime entertainment venue, raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music
Please stand up, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Please stand up, raise your hands to the sound of dance-inducing music, the sound of dance-inducing music
Raise your hands, raise your hands, raise your hands, raise your hands

The song of celebration of electric guitar-based music regarding a social gathering of people is in the habitual abode this period of time when the sun is below the horizon (raise your hands)
Everybody should simply enjoy themselves vigorously (raise your hands)
And we are going to make you carry out abnormal behavioral patterns (raise your hands)
Everybody should simply enjoy themselves exceedingly vigorously
Raise your hands, raise your hands, raise your hands
Gyrate your posterior, I am performing a style of dance which involves only my feet every day\\

"California Über Alles", Dead Kennedys

It is my desire to boogie down for the entire nocturnal period as well as revel in this hullabaloo throughout the sunshine hours.

edited 26th Nov '11 6:53:03 AM by SeanMurrayI

Do your auditive perception organs pick up the population voicing a rythmic combination of melody and text? Said combination of melody and text is considered to be intrinsic to people, implied to be male, who are in an enraged state of mind. That melodic chant can be considered the sign of a population, defined on a national level, who will not be owned, sold and traded like economical goods anymore.

At such atime as the repeated, rythmic contractions of the central organ of your circulatory system will be in resonance with the usage of membranophones for melodic purposes, then at that time it will only be a short time period until a new self-reproducing, self-organizing system receptive to external stimuli, at the following turn of this part of the planetary surface towards the local star.

At the point in time at which I was only an infant, she who had bore me in her womb shared her wisdom with me,
"My male offspring, at all times be a junior lad with morals; under no circumstances at any time should you go fooling around with firearms."
However, I discharged a bullet projectile and hit a person with it in The Biggest Little City merely to observe the premature end of his physical manifestation,
On any occasion that I detect the sound of that blaring shriek, I droop the cranium belonging to me and make sad noises.

edited 26th Nov '11 7:37:53 AM by SeanMurrayI

I note the imminent arrival, for the second time, of Mr Johnathan Yen, bearing alcoholic beverages and narcotic substances, together with an ill-defined mechanical contraption related in some manner to the human body, with possible sexual overtones. It would appear that he intends once more to remove his clothing in a sexually provocative manner. He enquires as to where I obtained soothing unguent, having been in pain since he was persuaded of the existence of that which is referred to as amorous affection, amorous affection, and which he compares to the use of hypnosis on domestic fowl. He states himself to be typical of the male of the present era, in that he has been subject to harsh criticism for his strong appetite for the pleasures of this earthly existence.

edited 26th Nov '11 9:49:02 AM by captainbrass2

It is claimed by some that Homo Sapiens primarily consists of a thick suspension of small particles of inexpensive minerals. However, those Homo Sapiens who possess less financial stability than the others consist primarily of contractile tissue, as well as circulatory fluid. These two components, in addition to ectodermal and osseous tissues, an inferior intellect, and a durable vertebral column.

If one secures a sizable mass for transport, what does one acquire? An increase of one solar rotation in the duration of one's existence, in addition to an increased lack of solvency. I exhort an honored personage not to request my presence, for I will be unable to fulfill that request. My animating essence is possessed by a mercantile institution which is operated by a large corporation.

... (not going to try to do all of it)

In the event that you observe that I am approaching your location, it would be advisable for you to alter your position such that it no longer coincides with my projected path. A large number of individuals failed to do so. Those individuals are now deceased. My clenched digits consist of a ferrous metal. Those which are located on my starboard side will likely cause you harm, but in the event that they do not, those located on my larboard side will certainly do so.

If one secures a sizable mass for transport, what does one acquire? An increase of one solar rotation in the duration of one's existence, in addition to an increased lack of solvency. I exhort an honored personage not to request my presence, for I will be unable to fulfill that request. My animating essence is possessed by a mercantile institution which is operated by a large corporation.

In the direction of the utmost extent, thou agitates the device which picks up my voice to be amplified over loudspeaker as if I were an agent of destruction,
Enliven the platform on which thou is performing and lambaste a simpleton similar to a source of luminescence.

edited 26th Nov '11 12:37:54 PM by SeanMurrayI