same old me
#2: Nov 22nd 2011 at 1:41:17 PM
>Consider not having the chainsaw on you when you talk to them
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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Welcome to the Adventures of Chainsaw nun.
Your name is Sister Christine; but you are better known as the eponymous Chainsaw Nun. You are about 20 years old, and have blue eyes and blond hair. You have defeated many bloodthirsty demons from Hell itself; horrible things from the dark depths of the universe that defy explanation; and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking telemarketers.
You are the current wielder of the Holy Chainsaw of Righteous Asskicking. Because of this, you are often sent on missions by the Church Special Ops Division.
However, you haven't had a mission for quite some time now. Perhaps nothing strange has happened; though it's more likely that they were angry about your last battle with the Mecha Miko; in which several priceless artifacts were destroyed; and at least one CosmicHorror was accidentally from it's eternal imprisonment.
As eternal rivals, you and the miko are required to battle for supremacy! You can't back down from a challenge from that smug, annoying, sexy, rude bitch! Besides, you killed The Dark Lord Cthlathotezoth before it could kill or enslave everyone on the planet; so no harm was done.
Your superiors, however, didn't see it that way. They seemed pretty pissed about something as silly as almost causing the end of humanity. According to the Mother Superior, you were lucky that they didn't excommunicate you.
So now you're back in the abbey, bored out of your mind. However, there is hope that you'll recieve a mission soon. Afterall, it's only a matter of time before the Church has something horrifying and dangerous that needs to be dealt with. Then they will call for you, and your chainsaw will once again taste delicious blood.
At the moment, you hear two other nuns talking, and one of them says the words "Horrible monster" and "ripped to pieces!"
This could be the incident that you're waiting for! However, the other nuns tend to avoid talking to you whenever possible, and have an even more annoying tendency to stop talking to eachother when you're around. Probably has something to do with your tendeny to carry your chainsaw everywhere; or your tendency to sleep with your chainsaw, or those SLANDEROUS RUMORS that you occasionally talk dirty to it.
Whatever the case, you probably won't get much more information if you just walk up to them and ask what they're talking about.
What shall you do?
(Issue commands to the nun by typing ">Do stuff")
edited 22nd Nov '11 12:37:44 PM by GenericTroper
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