watching down on us
Thirty Hs leaves My Immortal in the dust for me.
"How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?"
Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes."
Dobby ducked an astronaut's poison barbed fist, digging his groinsaw into the beast's abdomen and letting the spray of viscera wash over his elfin space armor. The skulls' eye sockets on his shoulders grew brilliant with an infernal cast and vomited a bolt of light through an astronaut; he was thrown back against the deathwall, his flesh boiling in another dimension.
Harry slapped Dobby, who giggled.
Harry reminded himself to kill himself later.
"Master, look out!"
Dobby's groinsaw screamed as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind. It flew through three astronauts who dropped their hellspears as the saw cut a hole in the ground beneath them so they fell to hell and the demonic spheres rape them to this day, boys and girls.
And, of course, the classic quote:
The whole thing can be read here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's actually pretty short.
edited 10th Nov '11 9:46:50 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Then you laugh
Then your soul is ripped from your heart and shoved into your face, at which point you are sent on an introspective and deep journey into the very nature of grief and understanding.
edited 11th Nov '11 3:58:02 AM by Glowsquid
Absolutely everything in My Immortal. It's exactly the right level of suckiness that it becomes funny, but while you still notice just how bad it is, you find yourself wishing it would get worse.
Priceless.![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
edited 11th Nov '11 4:03:28 AM by tropetown
[Today's Jo Jo]
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Is that on our So Bad, It's Good page yet? I could not stop myself from laughing.
"The only edict I serve is my fist."
holy shit
edited 11th Nov '11 1:52:15 PM by EgregiousEric
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At least he knows how to write his one-liners.
Now, if this is rewritten to being original and an intentional comedy...and those dialogue tags. Needs way more consistency than the "said with X".
edited 11th Nov '11 2:56:21 PM by chihuahua0
[Today's Jo Jo]
^^^The author's got his name up there, at least.
Edit: The dude has made nineteen other fics like that one. So excellent.
edited 11th Nov '11 3:04:39 PM by T-bone61
I'm glasses.
That's got to be up there with lines like 'The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky' and ''I will have to use stealth instead' said L and jumped in the broken window screaming'.
edited 11th Nov '11 3:39:40 PM by Sporkaganza
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Someone shouldn't make this into a video - it should be made into a Garfield comic.
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[Today's Jo Jo]
That One Guy
Seconding Light And Dark The Adventures Of Dark Yagami. It's so hilariously awesome.
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Oh, man, My Immortal has some of the funniest pages on this entire wiki. The Drinking Game nearly killed me laughing.
That is awesome.
Also, Half Life Full Consequences and the other one with the radioactive isotope. I've only watched the machinimas, but they had me rolling like the Hiim Daisy Hyperdubs.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
I completely forgot about that Garfield one; it's too bad it wasn't as long as My Immortal.
It's almost like they've invented a new genre of fiction, here. One day, My Immortal will be considered one of the true classics of the early 21st century.
edited 12th Nov '11 3:11:17 AM by tropetown
It's not already?
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
Dead? You thought wrong
That Twilight badfic with the mancarrot.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
We should make a page for that Garfield fan-fic.
edited 12th Nov '11 12:14:00 PM by chihuahua0
I will find out how to say something with rhythm and blues.
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Planescape Hijack
Dark Yagami is one of the best things.
The pointy moon.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
[Today's Jo Jo]
Yes. This pleases T-bone.
Rabbit Season
Remember the days of Slowzombie's Liveblog? Classic stuff.
"The ice cream truck played the Darth Vader theme song as he went."
You're an ad hominem attack!
Garfield... fuck yeah.
Garfield?
Surely you mean GARfield!
My personal favorite being the one and only My Immortal.