Oh man this is comedy gold! ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
|like a boss|
Wait, there are people who haven't previously heard of notalwaysright?
Am I on the wrong internet?
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
This is the first I'm hearing of it. And I'm thanking God I'm not in retail otherwise I'd most likely be fired for asking stupid customers if they are retarded.
Yeah, I'm going into training for being a customer service rep.
I'm going to be fired on day one.
Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?
I briefly worked at Kroger's as a stocking clerk, and luckily I never encountered a stupid customer.
Now, stupid MANAGEMENT, on the other hand...
"In distress", my ass.
Having worked for much of my adult life in retail in one flavor or another, places like notalwaysright.com and customerssuck.com are where I sometimes go to get a reality check, and remind me that my situation isn't that bad. 
Court Dragon
Okay, this one
isn't a stupid customer, but a pretty hilarious one.
Dead? You thought wrong
What I love about this is that I live right by this place.
cannot into space
Oh god.
Did I really just spend 3 hours on this site?
NO! I THOUGHT I HAD KICKED MY ARCHIVE ADDICTION!
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Sailing the Skies!
@The guy in Enlong's link: That was hilarious, and I would have laughed so hard after the incident if I had worked there.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13239183440B34964700 Alfric's Fire Emblem Liveblog Encyclopedia!
Court Dragon
Now, this one does have a bad customer, and it's hilarious.
I Am The Walrus
This one happened near me. [1] And I think I know which place too.
Dead? You thought wrong
Das kann doch nicht sein!
The currently featured story is also quite... something.
I'm getting a Not So Different vibe from that tale. Let's hope the mother didn't go through with it.
this is a good example of why you should think before you speak.
Maybe he was asking them to import it...?
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Court Dragon
Dead? You thought wrong
It doesn't matter that the trailer looked like a family fantasy. Pan's Labyinth was rated R for a reason.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
@Costumer: Wrong number, Here's the number you need.
-facepalm-
Court Dragon
Now all I can think about is how much every store needs stock ninjas.
Dat Troper
This one bugs me, because it's obviously the employee's fault.
to be fair to the mum in the pan's labyrinth example, it does look like a children's film going off the ads alone.
Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?
notalwaysright.com
This site is probably my new favorite website.
(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.)
Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?”
Customer: “How much for my daughter?”
Me: “Um…”
Customer: “She’s 16. It’s her first time. She needs training.”
Me: “Sir, I think you want the driving school.”
Customer: “Oh, what do you guys do?”
Me: “Adult websites.”
Customer: “Oh…OH! Oh my God!”
edited 19th Oct '11 8:37:27 PM by thatguythere47
Is using "Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug" an acceptable signature quote?