Tiny cake seller!
I told you to fu... –shot-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
... fudge the data, you idiot!
You're a little basta<HONK HONK>!
Basting pan!
Oh, mother—- -faints-
Detective Extroadinaire
-mary!
This movie is a load of bull—*head asplode*
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
...bulls riding across a plain. What is this?
Dude, you're full of c<breaks into song>
Crickets!
You rebel scu... –shot!-
edited 13th Oct '11 9:33:30 AM by Ailedhoo
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Detective Extroadinaire
-scullery maid!
Aliens my a-*disintegrated by Alien raygun*
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
associates would hate!
Everybody I know is a wanke<HIT BY TRUCK>
Wankel engine
enthusiast.
Well, I'd appreciate it more if you didn't do that, you little cu- -someone stuffs a sandvich in my mouth-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
What's eatin' you, chief?
-cuddle-muffin!
Oh my God, someone blew my finger off! Son of a bi- >Gets sniped in the head<
War is God.bit of straw!
You are full of shi... -gets blasted to peices-
edited 14th Oct '11 11:06:16 AM by Ailedhoo
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
What's eatin' you, chief?
-takke mushrooms!
I wanted to be with someone nice, someone faithful; instead I get stuck with you, you mother- -SLAP-
War is God.
You mother would say the same.
Look, you're a huge male repro<SHUT DOWN ENGAGED>
same old me
-dick! Oh wait...-ductive organ!
You disturbed the natural order you snooty little a- -STOMPED-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
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-scot wearing preppie!
Seriously though, this thread sucks a lot of co- (gets hit by a runaway lawn mower).
Always hiding my keys in the bug bucket, you bastard dog.
Detective Extroadinaire
-coccyx!
Maybe I'm a bum, but you're a good-for-nothing cu-*MEGATON BITCH-SLAPPED*
(Yeah, I went there)
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
What's eatin' you, chief?
-cunniligus! (Not the most innocent thing in the world, but whatever)
You know, I've thought about it long and hard, and I've finally reached a conclusion: you're nothing but a worthless pile of sh- >Gets hit with a brick<
War is God.
... pile of shooting ducks.
Dude, I find you, and your girl, both... bitc<interrupted by phone call>
programming class failures!
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Bitcoin users...
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-ny how it turned out...
Well, I gave my girlfriend something that she wanted: my d- -slapped-
edited 14th Oct '11 8:15:01 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
pobody's nerfect
-elicious hot cakes!
And I'll tell you she ate them like she eats my a- dies in fire
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Magic Prophet
-pple pies!
If i had one wish, let her fu-WTF BOOOOOM!!! (evil maniacal laughter)
"The Horn of Protection is here for you, Timmy!" - Hank the Super Cheese Loving Rhino Guard from Fairly Odd Parentsfull the cup of joy with its true notion and give to the disadvantaged.
How dare you push that cup of mine out the window, you little peice of sh... [gets shot]
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Magic Prophet
-opping customer!
Why yes, i love your bo-(dies of AIDS)
"The Horn of Protection is here for you, Timmy!" - Hank the Super Cheese Loving Rhino Guard from Fairly Odd Parents
Anyways, here's the deal.
So let the games begin, you t- -shot-
edited 13th Oct '11 7:32:22 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.