You know you watched/read/played/browsed too much [insert] when...

You try to vandalize the "about the author" blurb on the back of the book.

You know you watch too much Dr Who when...

You expect real-life soldiers to be able to mow down dozens of insurgents while shooting a freakin' machine gun one-handed and without using cover. Oh, and without even so much as a scratch.

You see a guy with a British accent die and think, "Oh, he'll probably just regenerate next season."

You know you've watched too many horror movies when...

You run away screaming from trash cans.

When you think every black guy or dumb slut is going to die first.

You know you eat at subway too much when......

You didn't do mine cuz I'm a ninja.

edited 26th Oct '11 6:08:27 PM by lolacat

The "Five-Dollar-Footlong" song plays in your head whenever you eat a sub anyplace else.

You know you've watched too many cheap slasher movies when...

When you run away screaming from scary looking people at halloween.

You know you watch too many movies with massive Foe Yay in them when.......

You ship yourself with anyone who antagonizes you.

You know you listen to too much Queen when...

You say everything in countertenor.

You know you watch too much Highlander when...

You scream "SCOOOTLAAANNNND" every time you touch down in Glasgow International Airport.

You know you've been playing Nation States too much when...

... you start arguing with people about real politics and how they need to follow mechanics more closely.

You know you've been watching too many Vocaloid youtube videos when...

...you can recite the fast part from The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku, syllable-for-syllable and at full speed.

You know you watch too much The Chasers War On Everything when...

...You suprise-spruke randomly, shout about rugs and keep coming back (that's a good thing).

You know you watch too much Boston Legal when...

...you're in a courthouse and surprised to see lawyers who aren't wearing bunny ears.

You know you play too much Ball Revamped when...

You avoid touching walls for fear of dying.

You know you've read to much Order Of The Stick when

You read countless books of mythology for just the slightest hint at what the Monster in the Darkness is.

You know you read too much Discworld when...

You run away screaming from blond guys with glass eyes.

You know you play too much Metal Gear Solid 4 when.....

You start thinking that half your life is a cutscene.

You know you read too much Gunnerkrigg Court when...

edited 27th Oct '11 6:15:41 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

You look for fantasy creatures.

You read too much Sonaze fanfiction when...

When you start dying hedgehogs blue and pink, followed by putting them in a space together.

You know you played too much Nation States when...

When you try to control a nation.

You know you play too much Monster Rancher when...

You can beat the game without any guide or manual around.

You know you watched too much My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic when...

edited 29th Oct '11 3:15:10 PM by DhanaRagnarok

You give yourself in fully to the TAINT (No, I cannot type the taint by its true name. I refuse to, Suwakodamnit!)

You know you have watched too much Inception when...

Your brain is leaking out from your ears...

You know you read too much The Legend Of Koizumi when...

Majong is serious business.

You know you read too much Naruto when?

edited 29th Oct '11 3:21:47 PM by vanishingreality

You can make perfect jutsu moves without looking at your hands.

You know you watched too much Epic Rap Battles Of History when ...

Every day you rap about historical figures while dropping a Precision F-Strike in every song.

You know you play too much Street Fighter when...