All Purpose Evangelion Fanfiction Thread:

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Yeah but either way some LCL will be gone, so the poor guy who reforms last will either be missing some limbs now or a midget.
Time Travel
Like I said, any LCL can be used.
Well yeah, but you take a sip of the LCL sea made of everyone's Tang, and somebody's gonna have some of them missing somewhere, if the entire sea is reformed into people.
Time Travel
There's LCL that was never part of a human, though - like the entire lake down in Central Dogma, or the stuff used to fill the entry plugs.
530 MrMallard3rd Oct 2012 02:10:43 PM from Australia, mate
As rare as dolphin's teeth
True, but Lilith's dead so there's a limited LCL supply now. So don't go drinking too much of the human primordial soup, you hear me?!

edited 3rd Oct '12 2:11:11 PM by MrMallard

Video games, man.
531 EvaUnit013rd Oct 2012 06:41:38 PM , Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
But it's so tasty and nutritious!
SOE: Emerald Courage is updated.
533 MrMallard14th Oct 2012 04:32:51 PM from Australia, mate
As rare as dolphin's teeth
I have a bit of a writing project I'm working on. Basically, it's a stereotypical russian man watching Evangelion from episode 1. I wrote the idea on the Fanfic You're Sure Only You Think Are Good thread, and decided to actually give it a shot.

So far, it is hilarious. And a little offensive.
Video games, man.
Of course it's offensive. A typical Russian reviewing anything in a typically Russian manner is bound to get offensive sooner or later. With or without stereo.

edited 17th Oct '12 4:36:53 AM by TheNobody

Rather than smart, I'd prefer to be wise. It would let me be silly more often.
535 Muphrid18th Oct 2012 07:21:20 AM from Constellation Bootes
Relativistic physicist
A snippet from chapter four of The Coming of the First Ones:

"Come, brothers and sisters, and bask in Lilith's love."

The speaker was a woman, hooded in gray robes, who carried a small, terracotta bowl. A single red candle floated within, and dozens more lit up the room with irregular, twinkling light. Two great windows from floor to ceiling spanned the wall by the door, showing a view of an empty city street at night. Posters for DVD releases lined the walls, but they were torn, faded, or halfway taken down, and at the counter by the door, there was only a faded outline where a cash register had been. There were no shelves full of videos to rent in that place—not any longer. In that abandoned rental store, adherents to the Cult of Lilith met to hear the great news of her wonders, and it was their Archon who delivered this message for all to hear.

"She has sacrificed Her physical body, Her existence, so that we may walk as human beings once again," said the Archon. "Every day, She speaks to the lost souls in the ocean to remind them what they can accomplish as individuals. We've all heard Her voice, or else we wouldn't be here, and that's why we gather today—to rejoice and celebrate and spread the word."

The Archon pursed her lips and went silent for a moment, and her followers nodded their heads slowly. On firm cushions, eight rows of ten men and women kneeled before the Archon in deference to her knowledge, wisdom, and experience, and she wouldn't make them wait long to hear her guidance.

"Now, more than one person has approached me over the last few weeks," said the Archon, "asking me why Lilith would permit Eisheth to exist and if we have something to fear from Eisheth's coming. I admit, I've wondered the same thing, but I've thought very carefully on the matter. I've talked to the other Archons and studied what Lilith had to say to all of us after the attack, and let me share with you my belief. I don't think anyone should worry or think that Lilith has abandoned us. Why would She appear to us in warning if She cared nothing more for us? I believe Lilith won't interfere in the free will of men. She has done everything she could to undo the damage She herself had a part in, but the rest is up to us. It is our imperative to live good lives, to prove that we're capable of overcoming the flaws that brought forth Third Impact in the first place.

"But, if you've been paying attention, you might realize that that answer has nothing to do with the other question—why does Lilith permit Eisheth to exist? To that, I can only say I don't believe Lilith is all-powerful. She was and is a person as we are, and she must have limits to her abilities. Some of you might think that saddening, but I don't. I wouldn't want to pin my hopes on a being without limits. How could I hope to understand Her that way? How could I believe She thinks the way we do? Yes, it means Lilith can make mistakes, but it also means that She understands who we are in a way that a truly omnipotent and omnipresent being never could. That, I think, is a comfort beyond words."

The cultists bowed their heads once more.

"Now, let us think on our friends and loved ones who are still in the sea," said the Archon. "I'm sure Lilith will take your thoughts to them. Masuyo will come around and take any messages you have for them—they could be to family or to someone you've never known."

One of the Archon's helpers, a high-school-aged girl with blonde locks, passed around cards for the other cultists to write on. Each was then folded once and handed back down the rows, where Masuyo picked them up. From there, the Archon invited other cultists to come forward and tell stories of how Lilith came to them in the sea—what form she took to reach them, how her message impacted their lives and continued to do so, for that was the goal of these meetings: to encourage people to speak and share their hopes with one another.

Still, the Cult of Lilith was far from an organized religion, and the weekly meetings were purposefully kept restrained—an hour and a half long at most. When no one else wished to speak, the Archon closed the meeting with kind words for all.

"Thank you all for coming to help spread the word of Lilith's continued life and message," she said. "Let me just remind everyone that this weekend, there's will be a charity marathon held between here and Chino to help raise money for victims of Eisheth's attack. You can run in the race or volunteer. If you have any questions, you can talk to Ami outside. She'll have flyers and other information for you."

A blonde woman with a long ponytail raised her hand with a bundle of flyers for everyone to see. "Oh, and please, please, please, if you plan on coming, we could really use some umbrellas," said Ami. "Archon Juniper and I have about six between us, but there's rain in the forecast, and we don't want anyone getting soaked, so if you can donate some money or loan us an umbrella to share for the weekend, even if you're not coming, we'd be very grateful! More information outside, once again!"

As the cultists dispersed—some congregating around Ami outside the window, others leaving in groups to head to the nearest bus or train station—Archon Juniper took to extinguishing the candles, putting the wooden podium she'd spoken at away, and securing the locks on their improvised meeting site. She went through the storage room and out the back door, but on her way through the building's back alley to the street, a boy emerged from the shadows, wearing sunglasses and hooded sweatshirt. Only one boy she knew went to such lengths to hide his features.

"Hello, Archon Juniper," he said. "How was the service?"

"Fine, thank you," said the Archon, smiling, "but you really don't need to call me that. What brings you here, Shinji-kun? Are you considering joining us after all?"

"I really couldn't imagine worshiping Ayanami," he said, "and I'm afraid that's not why I'm here. Misato-san and I—and Ayanami, too—we need your help."

"With Eva?" The Archon turned away. "I don't do that kind of work anymore. We did awful, awful things to you, Shinji-kun—to you and Rei and Asuka. I'd rather not be a part of that again."

"I wouldn't ask that of you," said Shinji, "but you can help us in other ways. Trust me. I've listened to your sermons. I know you believe people can find something good in this world. That's what we're fighting for. Please."

The Archon pursed her lips, and with a steady hand she lowered her hood, revealing her short, brown hair and smooth, fair complexion. She met Shinji's eyes and hesitated before speaking.

"What do you need me to do?" asked Maya.
Author of The Second Coming (NGE) and The Coin (Haruhi).
536 Willbyr18th Oct 2012 09:25:47 AM from North Little Rock, AR , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
[up] Interesting...I'll have to look into that one.
537 Psyga31521st Oct 2012 08:08:52 AM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Fallen Fanboy

This pretty much is making me think of an easy to pull off Eva/Pokemon crossover. Just replace Team Galactic with NERV

edited 21st Oct '12 8:09:11 AM by Psyga315

Anytime you think Ash has a clear chance of winning, just remember that the writers caused his water type to be defeated by a Blast Burn.
538 MrMallard21st Oct 2012 08:29:43 AM from Australia, mate
As rare as dolphin's teeth
Can't view video due to laptop, but the idea is interesting.

Many years ago, a creature named "Mew" landed on the planet Earth and managed to cover the globe with many of its kind: over 1000, many believe. But a second Pokemon landed: Arceus, the god humans descended from. Due to Arceus having no way to go into stasis, the original populator of the planet, Mew, had to do so to prevent the forbidden fruit of the 2 races bonding. Thus, Mew's creations were left in a premature evolutionary state,while Arceus' offspring populated the planet and began catching the offspring of Mew as pets.

The year is 2001. After a large explosion wipes out Cinnibar Island and Pallet Town, the planet gets thrown off its axis. The icecaps melt instantaneously and completely drown Unova. Several Pokemon begin to go insane, killing and feeding on their trainers. The following war left all but the strongest Pokemon surviving, and the world's population halved.

14 years later, the last remaining Pokemon attempt to take back their planet. They are stopped by an organization called NERV, who use the flesh of their creator to make machines capable of fighting the insanely powerful Pokemon. The organization is led by 1 Giovanni, with various Gym Leaders and organization bosses staffed as well. After Dawn is injured badly, Giovanni has no choice but to bring in his son to help stop the assault on humanity - Ash Ketchum.

edited 21st Oct '12 8:31:07 AM by MrMallard

Video games, man.
539 Psyga31521st Oct 2012 09:29:32 AM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The Fallen Fanboy
[up] Yeah, kind of like that (though the first paragraph is more spot on)... Though my idea is more restricted to Sinnoh.

Ideas so far:

  • The Elite 4 are the JSSDF (Flint: Hit him again! {Magmortar spews fire into the hall, burning someone alive})
  • Dawn follows her anime counterpart's broken route, complete with Stepford Smiler, but with a more... broken side. ("LOOK AT ME, DAMN IT! LOOK AT ME!")
  • Gendo replaces Cryus, and all members of NERV replace the members of Galactic.
  • Kaji will help out the MC and give him the Fossil of Mew, then gets assassinated.

edited 21st Oct '12 9:30:07 AM by Psyga315

Anytime you think Ash has a clear chance of winning, just remember that the writers caused his water type to be defeated by a Blast Burn.
540 MarqFJA11th Nov 2012 10:31:26 AM from Saudi Arabia , Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
One vision, one purpose
Where there is Distress, therein lies a Story. Where there is a Story, therein lies a Will. Where there is a Will, therein lies a Soul.
541 Night11th Nov 2012 10:46:26 AM from Jaburo , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
Is there a link in this or a detail or more than the bald statement?
Nous restons ici.
542 MarqFJA11th Nov 2012 10:58:22 AM from Saudi Arabia , Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
One vision, one purpose
Of course, but I don't dare post due to obvious reasons. PM'ing now.
Where there is Distress, therein lies a Story. Where there is a Story, therein lies a Will. Where there is a Will, therein lies a Soul.
543 EvaUnit0111th Nov 2012 12:18:58 PM , Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
I want a PM about it too!

Also, had an idea where BlazBlue eventually becomes the Evangelion world.

Hakumen, Rachel, and Hazama are already immortal, Ragna's become immortal through absorbing/controlling the Black Beast, and everyone else is a Legacy Character in terms of abilities via the Nox Nyctores. Shinji stumbles across Bolverk, which makes him hypercompetent while he's wielding them, and someone else gets Yukianesa, which makes them Yandere for their normal love interest. Which will probably be Shinji.
544 Night11th Nov 2012 01:03:48 PM from Jaburo , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
You did say normal there, and the only person who has a normal crush on Shinji is probably Misato.

...and isn't THAT a fucked-up commentary on this series?

edited 11th Nov '12 1:04:22 PM by Night

Nous restons ici.
All is Lost.
Since Misato is just old enough to be his mother, pins after another man, is his supervising officer and has father issues of her own, it's very debatable if her attraction is normal or healthy.

Then again, it's Evangelion! EVA doesn't do normal or healthy!

edited 11th Nov '12 1:08:45 PM by NapoleonDeCheese

Why have you forsaken me?


"It's human nature. But it is not what the wiki is about. "
546 Night11th Nov 2012 01:48:01 PM from Jaburo , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
I actually mean normal as in "has a motivation for it that doesn't directly stem from the character's traumas and mental issues". Whatever else might be said, Misato actually does: Shinji is quite literally out there fighting for her, very directly, and in several possible interpretations of the words.

Normal as in "this actually didn't come from Hideki Anno's Bad Place" just isn't a possibility, as noted.

edited 11th Nov '12 1:52:19 PM by Night

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547 Night11th Nov 2012 01:53:12 PM from Jaburo , Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
Sidenote, "Hideki Anno's Bad Place" sounds like an awesome name for a parodic take on how mess up everything in NGE is.
Nous restons ici.
548 EvaUnit0111th Nov 2012 02:16:55 PM , Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
I admit that I said normal, but what I meant was "most probable canon". Which, for everyone other than Maya, Hikari, Ritsuko, and YMMV on Misato, pretty much means Shinji.

edited 11th Nov '12 2:17:17 PM by EvaUnit01

And while Misato is older, I dunno if 'old enough to be his mother' applies. Or if so she was a teenage mom....

edited 11th Nov '12 2:54:14 PM by shanejayell

550 MrMallard11th Nov 2012 03:49:24 PM from Australia, mate
As rare as dolphin's teeth
can you PM me the link too, Marq?
Video games, man.

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