Classy up a meme

I hold these frankly ridiculous allegations that I had struck her to be demonstrably false! False, I say! 'Tis ludicrous!

...Ah, greetings, Mark, my dear comrade-in-arms.

Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805

The 24th of December is not Christmas.

Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"

RECTUM MEDICATION

CONTAINER COPULATION

edited 12th Jan '18 11:34:06 AM by Almohad

Excuse me good sir I was wondering if you so happened to be familiar with the Customs of our culture.

do u no da wae

edited 12th Jan '18 12:52:49 PM by GraymanofBelka

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

All people perform the collapse

Everybody do the flop

Speaking of ASDF...

"Medical professional, it has come to my mind that I am sexually attracted to another person of the same gender as me!"

"What are the symptoms, may I ask?"

"LIGHT REFRACTED INTO SEVEN DIFFERENT WAVELENGTHS BY WATERRRRR!!!"

edited 12th Jan '18 10:13:18 PM by TroperNo9001

"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."

I declare the current event to now be a misappropriation. *vigorous crescendo melody*

This is a robbery. *DUN DUN DUN DUN* *puts phone on hold and walks off*

...

"I regret to inform you that I intend to take your valuables by threat of lethal force, vis-a-vis this pistol which I'm pointing in your direction at this very moment!"

"On the contrary, my good friend, it is I who will confiscate your valuables, simply by pointing my bare index fingers in your direction!"

"My word, I don't understand how such a thing can be possible, and yet it seems to be happening all the same!"

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.

Robot droid known as Letter Number, do you (the robot droid) is having unruly acts?

Sorry for breaking the asdfchain, but it had to be done!

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

One more for the ASDF:

"Greetings, fair maiden! Might you be a divine servant of our Lord? Because I respond with severe anaphylaxis when exposed to avian plumage." (PROJECTILE VOMITS)

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

"Excuse me, I'd like to request thine service. In your earliest capability, please allow me a dish of name "hambaga" (sic)."

"My apologies, madame, but I fear you must've commited a mistake in your pronunciation of the vocative of this delicacy, being it thus "Hamburger"."

"..."

"Ah, yes! Would you be in chance the fabled governant of the city-state of Thebes, no?"

Your body is deceased, deceased, deceased,

Your body is deceased, deceased, deceases,

In the thought process of thinking you were the opposite of cold? Guess what, you weren't!

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”

"I find it quite hard to believe that this service would deliver the line of corrective optical products I make use of! I have unique visual organs."

"Then observe, here, with your aforementioned unique visual organs!"

(GASP) "My specific line of corrective optical products!"

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

Excuse me, traveller, but are you in knowledge of the correct path to be taken?

Oh my! Doth my ears deceive me? For you known't the proper path? Such a heretical blasphemy must be chastised immediately!

My compatriot and I — and I assure you that this is quite true and in no way a slanderous fabrication — we were taking a gentle stroll to the cinema, when quite out of nowhere, a rather large vehicle pulled up next to us and disgorged a sizable number of passengers, all clad in a shirt with the slogan "Misfortune To All Who Identify With The Gender To Which They Were Assigned At Birth", and began giving us quite the brutal pummeling! We were able to make our escape with relatively minimal injuries, but the horror of this completely genuine attack haunts us both to this day.

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.

Oh, those foolish children; those sheep-like imbeciles whom are lead about by the nose by the media! They have invaded my message board! I demand that they leave it at once! (enraged shriek)!

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SOMEONE HAS TAMPERED WITH MY PASTA!

edited 21st Jan '18 1:52:11 PM by dvorak

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

I am just a financially disadvantaged male child from a financially disadvantaged household. He is just a Financially disadvantaged male child from a financially disadvantaged household, practicing careful restraint of his being from the said Monstrosity.

edited 22nd Jan '18 6:42:46 PM by Albino_Axolotl

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.

The existence you have spent fornicating with your own mother shall cease to be, following a lapse of time the duration of which shall constitute exactly one forty-eighth of the Earth's rotational period.

edited 22nd Jan '18 2:18:36 PM by Anomalocaris20

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

FOOLISH! I say, thou art FOOLISH!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

Perchance, would we be permitted to ascend from the oceans and live our lives on solid ground?

Absolutely not.

My word, wherefore such a restriction?

The star which our planet orbits, and which provides the majority of heat and light necessary for life on this Earth, is in fact very much a beam of energy concentrated to a deadly level.

Ah, in that case, we accept and defer to your judgement.

♪ I retract my previous statement, on the grounds that a thick, comforting layer of ozone has formed in the meantime. ♫

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.

SUPPLY ME WITH A MODERATE AMOUNT OF MARIJUANA

It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.

Bring your neurological chemistry to a cognitivelly-depressed state of alteration through cannabinoid intoxication on daily basis!

It appears that this well-known participant in Naismith's game that wishes for us all to have a serious attitude about............. Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome.

edited 26th Jan '18 7:07:43 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

It is the android of fortitude!!

*DA-DUN!*

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

Homosexual Protusion!

Unseasoned Rectum!

why