Classy up a meme

Do not be distressed, rather, partake of some noodles!

I say, may I trouble you for a fried ground meat and cheese sandwich?

For what am I participating in this fight?

Salutations, this is the Briny Tavern. May I inquire as to how bold thou art?

"Turn it down"? Why on earth would I do that?

Hark! Dat boi approaches.

Around this area, it is very tedious.

My young male individual, this state of tranquility is the final aspiration for all combatants.

These are the visages of malice! You must vanquish each!

Salutations, I am known as Cornholio the Great. I request the immediate acquirement of tissue paper for the cavity of my posterior.

Do I inquire that you are implying that you would inflict physical harm towards me?

Behold! Our foes conceal themselves within an armored container. Cowardice and tomfoolery! We should remove aforesaid containers from their future use against us...

edited 18th Aug '16 6:23:59 AM by dvorak

Enough of this nonsense! I shall return to my manor immediately.

You can clearly comprehend that this material is suitable for viewing by juveniles!

I say, there is nothing quite like massive ammounts of electricity contained and directed by one's own hand.

Yes.

I did not inflict physical harm upon her person! It is most untrue! It is naught but excrement left by male cattle! I did not inflict physical harm upon her person! I did not! ...Oh, salutations, Mark!

edited 18th Aug '16 7:07:58 AM by IchigoMontoya

I (Mark Edward Fischbach) declare myself sovereign ruler over the rodents of class Sciuridae!

edited 18th Aug '16 7:26:12 AM by DrNoPuma

FATHER! I AM QUITE DISTRESSED AT THIS TURN OF EVENTS!

Silence, boy. I am entirely unconcerned with your opinion on the matter. Ah ha! I have executed a daring acrobatic manouver!

Not so, father. That manouver is quite easy.

How dare you impugn my accomplishment!?

edited 18th Aug '16 7:30:57 PM by dvorak

Does the expression that is currently upon my visage display any amount of uncertainty from your point of view?

I have no intention of persuing a romantic relationship. I intend to use that energy to obtain vast sums of currency.

In the event that Daryl Dixon should happen to perish, we shall not hesitate to indulge in wanton, unrestrained behavior.

Refrain from provoking the ball of cheerfulness and play.

Intelligent life forms.

My posterior is the perfect size for this area. I hereby claim it as a seat.

I implore you to not confiscate my looking glass.

In times past, there was was a homely crustacean of the Cirripedia subclass. His hideousness resulted in worldwide omnicide. And that is the finale of the story.