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Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#801: May 3rd 2015 at 6:49:06 PM

That will not work out how you think. If you yell For Science! loud enough, God Himself throws thunderbolts at you all day long. Lightning really can strike twice.

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#802: May 3rd 2015 at 6:53:35 PM

That's why you should shout "It's alive! ALIVE!!!!" instead.

Canid117 Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: Hello, I love you
#803: May 3rd 2015 at 7:06:07 PM

And then one of the scientists says "It's beautiful" as she strafes the guests with fire.

"War without fire is like sausages without mustard." - Jean Juvénal des Ursins
InkDagger Since: Jul, 2014
#804: May 3rd 2015 at 9:28:34 PM

They didn't create a Dragon because there's only one Mother of Dragons and she was unavaliable.

Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#805: May 4th 2015 at 6:07:11 AM

She's fighting robots. Without dragons. How does that even work? Unless you count Schwarzenegger as a dragon.

jakobitis Doctor of Doctorates from Somewhere, somewhen Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Doctor of Doctorates
#806: May 4th 2015 at 7:14:08 AM

[up]Well if they ever remake Dragonheart you've just recast it for them. For some reason a Schwarzenegger-voiced dragon just seems like it would be the best/worst/funniest thing ever all at once.

"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time travel."
FFShinra Since: Jan, 2001
#807: May 4th 2015 at 7:22:35 AM

what the hell thread did I just walk into?

Journeyman Overlording the Underworld from On a throne in a vault overlooking the Wasteland Since: Nov, 2010
Overlording the Underworld
#808: May 4th 2015 at 10:49:21 AM

Someone said I Rex should be a dragon, and it all snowballed from there. tongue

Canid117 Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: Hello, I love you
#809: May 4th 2015 at 1:44:14 PM

A dragon For Science!!

"War without fire is like sausages without mustard." - Jean Juvénal des Ursins
TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
#810: May 4th 2015 at 2:04:10 PM

There's nothing that can't be made better through the addition of dragons.

But, y'know, actual dragons. Dragon dragons. Not pithy man-made dragons who can't even fly or breathe fire.

edited 4th May '15 2:04:59 PM by TobiasDrake

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AnotherGuy Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
#814: May 8th 2015 at 10:35:15 AM

That raptor is named Charlie. Charlie is a boy's name.

...are the animals no longer bred to be entirely female?

edited 8th May '15 10:36:13 AM by TobiasDrake

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FFShinra Since: Jan, 2001
#815: May 8th 2015 at 10:39:08 AM

Charlie is also military alphabet, so it may be a case of Gender-Blender Name.

jakobitis Doctor of Doctorates from Somewhere, somewhen Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Doctor of Doctorates
#816: May 8th 2015 at 10:43:16 AM

There's a few Charlottes who prefer Charlie so theoretically could be a tomboy raptor with a nickname I guess.

"These 'no-nonsense' solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time travel."
kyun Since: Dec, 2010
#817: May 8th 2015 at 11:36:44 AM

What's terrible about that? It looks like regular toy.

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
kyun Since: Dec, 2010
#819: May 8th 2015 at 11:52:27 AM

Ooooooooh nooo! My day is ruined.

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Mweheheh
TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
#821: May 8th 2015 at 1:01:36 PM

No reason it should have feathers; the movie dinos don't.

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Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
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#822: May 8th 2015 at 1:42:46 PM

[up] That's what I was trying (poorly) to imply. The movie dinos do have the claw, though.

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Bk-notburgerking Since: Jan, 2015
#823: May 9th 2015 at 6:12:26 AM

A dromaeosaur with missing claws is worse than one with no feathers.

AnotherGuy Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#824: May 9th 2015 at 9:04:00 AM

The original dinos could change their sex, remember?

TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
#825: May 9th 2015 at 10:34:02 AM

Yeah, but they weren't supposed to. Controlling the population by breeding only a single gender was a good idea in theory; they just screwed it up with the hybrid genes they were using.

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