Maybe it's the green one. Or, the blue one. Or the red.
Aw, who cares? We'll all obviously die.
Departed days ahead.
Let's just cut them all off!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
No, you fool! That's the way the minor character always die!
Okay, does anybody have an instruction manual for this thing?
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.It didn't have one.
I opened it and it said that the manual was in the CD because they were trying to save paper.
Detective Extroadinaire
Guys, calm down. It's the blue wire, obviously. Just whatever you do, nobody cut the red wire.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
A chill feller
Red wire bad!
-trips and by mistake breaks red wire-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!...
-looks away-
Detective Extroadinaire
-Facepalms and waits to die-
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Fortunately, it was just one of twenty-seven potential dummy wires...
<Wipes sweat off brow>
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Detective Extroadinaire
Oh, good. So all we have to do...
-Cuts blue wire(s)-
Is that! Simple. See, panicking never solves anything.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.BOOM.
Just kidding.
Detective Extroadinaire
Don't scare me like that!
Anyways, the bomb should be disabled now.
Unless it was the green wire. I mean, I DID learn bomb disarming from a combination of cartoons and spy movies.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Bad news guys...
It turns out the wires were all just a trick. Apparently, the bomb can only be disable by entry of a password.
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Jamais vu
Hey! What are you kids doing to my bomb?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Read the Timer's programming.
Detective Extroadinaire
-Enters "password" as the password-
There's still some people stupid enough to use that, right?
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
pirate girl
12345
Only an idiot would make a bomb possible to disarm by their targets, and only an idiot would use that.
GERMAN SCIENCE!
Maybe the password is 'boom'?
...
Nah, that would be too stupid.
edited 23rd Jul '11 7:54:43 AM by SeveredKhan
Detective Extroadinaire
-Tries "Deniro"-
...Let's hope it's not one of those timers that speed up when you get the answer wrong.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
A Sadist RP-er
Hey, let's try IDDQD
-The timer is now 2x slower, giving us more time. YAY!-
... any suggestions?
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Up on Melancholy hill.
Can't we just throw it somewhere else? Ya know, NOT near us and about to cause horrible, horible pain?
Is it selfish that I'm happy as we pass the setting sun?
Dammit, guys! We gotta hurry before this thing explodes!
Okay, who remembers which wire to cut?
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.