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Torquey Dreamworks Since: Oct, 2010
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#1: Jul 13th 2011 at 11:04:30 AM

Well, this is a thing that's happening.

I personally don't know whether to laugh or sob quietly. I mean, why does Adam Sandler do this sort of shit?

edited 13th Jul '11 11:05:02 AM by Torquey

Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
#2: Jul 13th 2011 at 2:19:22 PM

haha oh gross

ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Kentok Earth-Pig Born from Upper Iest Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Earth-Pig Born
CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#4: Jul 13th 2011 at 5:45:03 PM

how the hell did he get al pacino

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
Cider The Final ECW Champion from Not New York Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Final ECW Champion
#5: Jul 13th 2011 at 6:14:48 PM

Because he's creative...because he's an Eddy Murphy fan? I don't know but it's gonna be great.

Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
LizardBite Shameless Self-Promoter from Two Galaxies Over Since: Jan, 2001
#6: Jul 13th 2011 at 6:38:18 PM

Excepting the final gag about the "Twin Powers", this trailer didn't even make me smile.

And I am very easily amused.

For shame, movie. For shame.

HerrKman Fantastic! from New New York Since: Jun, 2010
Fantastic!
#7: Jul 14th 2011 at 2:31:00 PM

The only reason to watch an Adam Sandler comedy anymore is for the cameos. And those can be found on You Tube anyway.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Dreamer Since: May, 2009
#8: Jul 14th 2011 at 7:57:12 PM

Wait... This is real? They didn't just make this up for South Park?

... [Quietly weeps in the corner]

lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
Dead? You thought wrong
#9: Jul 14th 2011 at 9:33:23 PM

[up] Those were my exact thoughts when I read this thread.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
RobbieRotten Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#10: Jul 15th 2011 at 3:23:44 AM

I think i just died a little inside

SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#11: Jul 21st 2011 at 1:41:08 PM

Has anybody tried calling Al Pacino's "phone number" scribbled on the hot dog? It's not a 555 number so I'd assume is it's gotta be for some viral marketing tie-in, perhaps an automated message from Pacino that is just as stupid as everything else in the trailer and, likely, the full-length movie itself.

edited 21st Jul '11 1:45:28 PM by SeanMurrayI

kyun Since: Dec, 2010
#12: Jul 21st 2011 at 1:50:52 PM

So they just changed the names of the main characters to fool audiences into being drawn in by the familiar title, when in actually, the film has absolutely nothing to do with the original Jack and Jill?!!!?!?

Buscemi I Am The Walrus from a log cabin Since: Jul, 2010
I Am The Walrus
#13: Jul 21st 2011 at 2:09:16 PM

The Gap Band already told us the the whole story:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

More Buscemi at http://forum.reelsociety.com/
Schitzo HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE from Akumajou Dracula Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: LA Woman, you're my woman
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#14: Feb 24th 2012 at 3:24:05 AM

For some reason, the chocolate cockatoo is starting to become a meme.

ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
syvaris Since: Dec, 2009
#15: Feb 24th 2012 at 5:41:54 PM

Schtizo...wtf happened to your avatar?

You will never love a women as much as George Lucas hates his fans.
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
TheBatPencil from Glasgow, Scotland Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#17: Feb 26th 2012 at 8:48:50 PM

Al Pacino, what are you doing here? Why do you do this to yourself? Why do you do it to me, Al, why do you do it to me?!

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#18: Feb 27th 2012 at 1:16:53 PM

[up][up]Wait, Russell Brand was nominated for worst actor for Arthur? Why? He did an amazing job in that!

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Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#19: Feb 27th 2012 at 3:19:05 PM

I suppose it's because people hate remakes.

Not surprised this film swept the Razzies, though. Ugh.

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