To find out that he is there to serve as an example of not what to be.
A man realises that the girl he was looking at really likes him.
someone
... to die! 
A supervillain finally figures out his arch nemesis' weakness.
something
Believe
And it's his own major weakness.
The yandere finally gets her man.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Just a teapot
This man is also a yandere, and kills her in a fit of jealous rage.
You finally find the missing pair of shoes you have been looking for.
edited 3rd Jul '11 9:21:50 AM by Liisiko
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The shoes of someone I've been stalking.
You have finally defeated a Complete Monster.
...in a horrific and debauched manner that pushes you over the Moral Event Horizon.
A poor, struggling author is given a Pulitzer Prize.
Presented by stephenie meyer.
A struggling actor finally lands a film deal.
edited 3rd Jul '11 12:58:53 PM by mickvon
Terrible poster.
Aren't we clever?
Too bad his rival is in the same film!
A man gives you free bungee cord lessons.
The cord is 2mm thick. It snaps.
You are in a luxury, first class suite on an aeroplane.
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
It's part of a museum tour.
Your girlfriend has something she wants to talk about.
edited 3rd Jul '11 1:53:21 PM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
The Demon Slayer
It's about the three girls you've been seeing behind her back. She just found out about it. And she's not happy.
You've been chosen for a once-in-a-lifetime cruise that will take you around the world.
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The problem is that there are no toilets.
You've just eaten the best-tasting chocolate bar you've ever had...
Harlot
And you realize the ingredient that makes it taste so good is what you are deathly allergic to.
A woman sees her long lost sister for the first time in twenty five years, but...
At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.
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she happens to be on a wanted poster.
You've just found the secret to staying youthful.
Sadly, it keeps your mind in the exact same state as it was when the treatment began, so you are forever trapped in that moment.
A man is convicted of a crime he did not commit.
Just awesome like that
He eventually successfully proves his innocence, but it's right before he is executed. He's executed anyway.
You win a mansion in a contest that you've been entering every day for the past twenty years.
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You're shivering. Are you afraid?
It's haunted.
You stumble upon a briefcase full of money.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
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You then wake up to find out that is was All Just a Dream.
You meet the love of your life...
Just awesome like that
And she's engaged...to your father!
You successfully lobby for your favorite show (which was Screwed by the Network) to be Uncancelled...
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And the next season is a Poorly Disguised Pilot.
You get a hug from someone who secretly liked you most...
I can't breathe in this
And the only reason they hadn't done it before is because their touch is poisonous
You just bought milk
edited 3rd Jul '11 10:36:05 PM by wannabeotaku
Hello again tropers
Defiler of Shops
...To bathe in and lower the water bill.
A man in his house hears something cracking, and...
Soul is ugly.
One just might
remembers that he really needs to get that chair fixed.
He wears a realistic bear costume while hunting bears...
edited 4th Jul '11 12:06:15 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
In this game, the first person posts a basic scenario, then the next person has it play out in a way contrary to what one would expect, then suggests his/her own scenario, etc.
...It's better to give examples than explain:
A McDonald's frycook is hired at a world-class restaurant...
And so on.
So, let's start with that McDonald's one.
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