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Viergacht
Pretty damn funny!
someone
I posted the Unlimited Blade Works chant, and I got "One night, a college student decides to explore a sleepy rural town."
Randomly mashing on my keyboard got me "One night, a babysitter and a young witch find a creature from a parallel dimension with the help of a book possessed by the spirit of a widow, a VHS tape, and an insane man."
This feels like it's gonna be fun.
edited 23rd Jun '11 11:47:15 AM by ThatHuman
something
The filidh that cam frae Skye
"One morning in a restaurant haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension, a boy has an epiphany and steals human blood."
"On Halloween night, a man, a girl, and a lost widow transform a crazed woman into a teddy bear possessed by the spirit of a widow.
One morning, some children find a set of dominoes possessed by the spirit of a widow using only a pack of cards possessed by the spirit of a babysitter.
NIGHTMARE RETARDANT EVERYWHERE
In the middle of the night, a crazed man, a widower, and a fortune teller investigate a parallel world.
That would actually make an interesting story.
One morning in a restaurant haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension, a group of people find a creature from a parallel dimension.
edited 23rd Jun '11 7:57:50 PM by SantosLHalper
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"One night, a young widow and a widower explore an abandoned farmhouse with the help of a doctor, a widower, and a girl."
That's a lot of dead spouses.
"On Halloween night, a strange woman disguises as a strange girl."
So she tried to look younger?
"One night in a parallel world, a lost boy, an old widower, and a widow transform a lost boy into a video file."
"One evening, a boy, a boy, and a government agent destroy a wrecked ship."
Isn't a wrecked ship already destroyed?
"In the middle of the night, a film student and a mental patient summon an eldritch abomination after playing a computer game."
This one sounds cool.
"One night in an old house, a lost widow gets lost in an abandoned factory haunted by an eldritch abomination with item."
Doubly lost, and a vague item on top of that.
"One evening in a forest haunted by a strange creature, a crazed man and a woman destroy a parallel world using only an amulet."
That is Badass!
edited 24th Jun '11 7:49:08 AM by MegaRock35
Why does "wrecked ship" turns up so often?
If any question why we died/ Tell them, because our fathers lied -Rudyard Kipling
It's a shame I didn't save my first ever attempt, because it had three widows in it.
I just had a forest inside a restaurant.
You could have called it the Douglas Adam's insane setting generator.
If any question why we died/ Tell them, because our fathers lied -Rudyard Kipling
One day in a wrecked plane haunted by a restless spirit, a crazed widower, a gamer, and a lost woman find a wrecked plane haunted by a ghost after watching a VHS tape possessed by the spirit of a strange boy.
They find a haunted wrecked plane inside a haunted wrecked plane? That's acutally awesome!
One night, a priest and a government agent transform a clay tablet into an evil spirit.
I'd read that.
On Halloween night, a widower tries to kidnap a man.
Surprisingly straightforward, that one.
One evening, some children kidnap a biologist.
Nice!
One evening in a restaurant haunted by a creature from the depths of the ocean, a group of people accidentally transform an eldritch abomination into a disturbing audio file after watching a video file.
Complicated, but cool.
edited 24th Jun '11 8:44:54 AM by Dealan
someone
This stuff feels like they were setups for jokes. Like "one morning, a teenage girl, a widow and a mailman walk into the forest...", or something.
something
Ave Imperator
"One night in an abandoned farmhouse, a boy, a strange witch, and a government agent transform an alien creature into a puppet possessed by the spirit of a lost woman."
lol.
On Halloween night, a boy, an insane witch, and a college student transform a film student into a creature from a parallel dimension.
lol...
One day in a forest haunted by an eldritch abomination, a widow, a widower, and a serial killer are forced to steal a strange television set.
bizarre.
One morning, a group of people investigate a parallel world after watching a video.
Not even remotely creepy. Is that even a creepypasta?
One morning in a wrecked plane haunted by a werewolf, a group of tourists are attacked by a werewolf after playing with a puppet possessed by the spirit of a priest.
Uhhh...
edited 24th Jun '11 11:49:19 AM by Archereon
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One evening in an abandoned farmhouse, a disturbing boy, an evil man, and a government agent are trapped in a wrecked ship, *haunted by the spirit of an insane man*, after watching a video file possessed by the spirit of a college student.
this sounds like a very schlocky B grade horror movie, if it wasn't for the 'wrecked ship in a farmhouse scenario', should I write it? (evil grin)
At midnight, a biologist transforms a nurse into an evil spirit. Sounds like a horror-warped plot for The Prestige, which I just watched... Sounds scientifically improbable!
One evening in a restaurant haunted by a zombie, some children want to find a creature from the depths of the ocean. Who needs to worry about Zombies when we've got Cluthu?
One night, a woman, a babysitter, and a serial killer investigate an abandoned farmhouse haunted by the spirit of an old woman with the assistance of a strange girl from the forest.
This will go down smoothly... 
edited 26th Jun '11 7:20:14 PM by sabrina_diamond
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"One morning in the forest, a monster hunter and a crazed woman try to transform a widower into the blood of a widower."
Do you even need to do any transforming here?
"One evening, an artist discovers human blood."
Only now? Really?
"One day in a sleepy rural town, a widower, a widower, and a lost boy explore a sleepy rural town."
You don't say.
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Maelstrom
"One day, a biologist goes crazy and is forced to transform a crazed man into a lost television set while searching for a biologist."
He's so crazy, he's searching for himself.
"One morning, a widower and a young widower steal a strange telephone."
"Hey look guys, this is the cellphone my ex-wife had back in the '90s!"
"One morning, a nurse has a fit of insanity and buys an expensive piece of jewelry with the assistance of a girl from a sleepy rural town."
This sounds like it'd be an anti-consumerism allegory.
"One morning in a parallel world, an insane witch, a woman, and a disturbing girl create a disturbing record."
Some bands just don't work out.
"One evening, a soldier and a lost boy decide to create a mirror using only a strange video file."
This isn't creepypasta, this is a Mac Guyver plot point.
"One day in the forest, a strange boy and a nurse attempt to steal a video file."
Now it's a heist movie!
I write pretty good fanfiction, sometimes.
On Halloween night, a man and a lost girl transform a strange boy into a creature from a parallel dimension.
Meh. Let's try another.
At midnight, a woman, a serial killer, and a gamer kidnap an old widow.
One of these things is not like the other...
One night, a nurse, a girl, and a widower are trapped in a forest.
Certainly seems to be a lot of nights in this. And how do you get trapped in a forest?
One day, a scientist, a widower, and a widow summon a vampire with the help of a clay tablet, a lost cassette tape, and a strange woman.
This one actually perked my curiosity.
At midnight, a lost boy, a pilot, and a crazed man transform a jack-in-the-box possessed by the spirit of a girl into a vampire with the help of a pilot, a widower, and a lost witch.
All right, I can't even comment on this one. No offense, but was this thing meant entirely seriously?
Ave Imperator
One day, a group of students find a young man.
m'kay
One evening, a bunch of campers find a girl.'
Mundane...
One evening in the forest, a woman buys a disturbing photo on the Internet.
She must have AT&T...
One evening in an old house haunted by the spirit of a boy, a bunch of campers are stalked by a creature from the depths of the ocean.
How does that setting even work? What are campers doing in a haunted house by the ocean?
One night, a strange boy and a widower transform an eldritch abomination into a teddy bear possessed by the spirit of a widow after playing with a lost teddy bear.
What...
One morning in a restaurant, an old man disguises as a woman.
That's creepy, but not in a scary way.
One night in an asylum haunted by the spirit of a sailor, a sailor gets bored and casts a curse on an old widow.
So the ghost of the sailor curses an old widow?
One evening in the forest, a group of tourists destroy a forest using a computer , a pendant possessed by the spirit of a lost boy, and a necklace possessed by the spirit of a sailor.
Fecking arsonists.
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Ave Imperator
Here's the best one...
One day in an abandoned factory, a strange man gets bored and finds an abandoned farmhouse in a cursed game cartridge possessed by the spirit of an insane widower.
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
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Total nerd
Yes...this is amazing
In the middle of the night, some children investigate a wrecked ship haunted by an evil spirit.
...Sorta Goosebumps-esque....
At midnight, a boy is hypnotized and decides to visit an abandoned farmhouse haunted by the spirit of a priest.
I can actually picture this.
One evening, a bunch of campers steal a disturbing piano.
Also sorta Goosebumps-esque, in my opinion.
One evening in an abandoned factory haunted by a ghoul, a nurse and a strange boy transform a programmer into a creature from the depths of the ocean after listening to an old audio file.
So strange it could possibly be awesome
EDIT: Sorry for necro-ing. Thought it said July. And was thusfore mindscrewed when I thought the people were posting from tomorrow. xD
edited 26th Jul '11 3:51:19 PM by Flareth
Ave Imperator
My personal favorite is the abandoned farmhouse inside of the NES cartridge inside of the abandoned factory. Creepyception!
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One night in a sleepy rural town, some children find a restaurant.
edited 26th Jul '11 8:02:57 PM by Winglerfish
In this episode, Michael attempts to construct a time machine to escape debt and dinner party obligations.
- One evening in an asylum, a young widower, a boy, and a boy create a disturbing pair of earrings while searching for the bones of a crazed widower.
- So a guy and two boys made earrings while looking for the bones of another widower. Weird and funny.
- One night, a group of people transform an artist into a computer possessed by the spirit of a government agent.
- LOLWUT.
- One day, a strange girl, a biologist, and a girl try to steal a board game.
- This raises many strange questions.
- One day in an abandoned factory haunted by the spirit of a soldier, a group of tourists investigate a sleepy rural town after playing with a cursed teddy bear.
Madgirl
"One day in a wrecked plane, a mental patient wants to transform a vampire into a disturbing set of dominoes." If it weren't six A.M. here, I'd have burst out laughing.
"One evening in a parallel world, a boy, a janitor, and a strange boy transform a strange boy into a monster with the help of a record possessed by the spirit of a programmer, a VHS tape possessed by the spirit of a biologist, and a janitor." Ummm...
One evening, a disturbing boy destroys a lost computer.
So... how is the computer lost?
One evening, a widow, an insane widow, and a strange widow create a video file possessed by the spirit of a strange woman after playing with a doll possessed by the spirit of a lost girl.
Wow. Just wow.
One morning in a restaurant haunted by the spirit of a babysitter, a film student receives a lost piano in the mail using only a jack-in-the-box possessed by the spirit of a lost boy.
How the heck do you lose a piano?
One night, a lost girl and a strange girl steal an old teddy bear after playing with a teddy bear.
I really can't see that working...
One night in a sleepy rural town, a crazed widower is hypnotized and decides to explore a sleepy rural town with the help of a widow, a young widower, and a disturbing television set.
"Hey, disturbed television set! Can you pass me my hiking boots? This town is a mess!"
One morning in an abandoned factory haunted by a demon, a disturbing boy is hypnotized and finds a disturbing boy.
So he finds himself?
edited 27th Jul '11 3:12:21 AM by dollink
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Ave Imperator
One morning in a restaurant, some children destroy a wrecked plane haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension.
A wreaked plane inside of a restaurant? That's almost as insane as the abandoned farmhouse inside of the NES cartridge.
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An accurate depiction
"At midnight, a widow goes crazy and buys an old telephone on the Internet."
- Fairly crazy, those things are hella unreliable.
- Well, he isn't at work, who are we to judge?
- I'd laugh at the double-lost incidence, but I've done it myself.
- Half the point of Halloween, although this could be made scary.
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