Court Dragon
My Importal.
I have a message from another time...
Well, however it turns out to be, it'll end up far too short.
Now the story has its own page: ITS MY LIFE!
edited 13th Jul '11 1:07:29 AM by IHOP
intellectual rapist
it doesnt have the appeal of My Immortal
the descriptions seem a bit bland and too little and its not eyepoppingly bad english
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
I'm glasses.
enlong stole the thing i was gonna say, how dare he
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
This is obviously a troll story.
edited 13th Jul '11 11:33:24 AM by YoungMachete
"Delenda est." "Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed." -Common Roman saying at the end of speeches.
Is it as good as The Adventures of Dark Yagami?
Here, have a self-demonstrating article for shits and giggles.
AN OMG A TV TROPES PAGE! TAKE THAT FALMER TROLLZ NOW EVEN THO MY STORY IS COMPLET NO ON CAN STOP ME FROM BECOMIN THE QUEEN OF FAN FICTION!
PS THANKS FOR POINTIN OUT ITS TV TROPES NOT TV WORDS ILL REMBER THAT!
Hi my nick name is MarrissaTheWriter and I was writing a story called ITS MY LIFE! but I completid it. It was about Chells sister called Marrissa Roberts (AN THATS JUST A COINCEDENCE) who has speshul powers and is praganeant with Wheetlys robot ball-humon baby. She was doing tests in portal labs with that other gurl Chell who was brane damaged but she eventually died. G La DOS in the meen time was being a dumb goth emo who was constantly listening to Avril Lavinge and My Kemical Romace music and cutting herself and attempting sewisidsing.
After three chappers I was bored with that and intoduced a xillion of new charaters and cameos from other Valve games and other well-noun games and movees. The zomboys from Resident Evil and Dead Space were ther and everyone liked it. There were also Team Fortress 2 but they were replaced with evil twins called Teen Fortress 2 and they were more meen. (The story TEEN FORTESS 2 is coming soon I hope you reed it!)
The story later induced elements sush as Andork Hell, Gabe (and Cave) Jonson, time travel (BTW I KNOW HOW TO RITE TIME TRAVEL SO DONT TELL ME I DONT!) and such. It all turned out really epic and entense but boron to write about so I made Assirram Strebor who was Marrissas evil clown and they participated in a showdown throdown and everything ended with a credit song lick Still Alife and Want You Gone.
Ther is an audio book for peoples who are blind and cant reed it made by Cat Not Bounty and a fan comic Sweet Cheel and Hella Marrissa made by some buziness guy I cant rember it sorry!
Also there, but I cant find it anywhere is a machinima empolying the perviously mentioned reeding and an animation but anons announsed it and theres no way to chek if they made it or not so...
Ill not detail it more just go reed it!
AN SORRY FOR YOU GUYS NEVER GIVING TEEN FORTRESS 2 TWO YOU BU IM WORKING ON IT AND I WILL RELEES IT I PROMISE 11!1 SEE YOU NECKS TIME 11!!!!!
PS SINCE THIS IS A TV TROPES PAGE I NEED TO LIST SOME TROPES AND THEY TELL THERE IS NO STORY WITHOWT TROPES SO:
- SO ONE WOULD BE JUMPIN THE SHARK BECAUSE A REVIEWER POINTED IT OUT
- AND ALSO PROBABLY DRUGS ARE BAD WHEETLY NEW FROM ME
AND PLEASE DONT ADD MARRY SUE TO THE LIST I CLEARLY POINTED OUT IN THE STORY THAT SHE ISNT ONE! EVEN THE WEBSITE IS TELLING YOU TO DO SO ITS A YMMV TROPE SO!
No one can replace My Immortal. ITSMYLIFE seems very much In the Style of, though.
Importal is the BEST PUN EVER
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
New account is voidify
oops necropost BUT I LOVE IT ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
The Portal fandom has somewhat stood out in that it doesn't contain too many "super bad" fanfictions however one "Marrissa The Writer" has decided to change that with the story ITS MY LIFE! Its already become rather infamous on Fanfiction.net, having more reviews than some good stories.
The "plot" follows one Marrissa Roberts, Chell's "more hot an pretty" sister as she sort of stumbles from one event to the next, including a visit to "Adroid Hell" and being victimized by strangely Ron The Death Eater-ified versions of Atlas and "P-Boy". Here are some choice quotes:
"Then Glados started to listen to some Avril Lavinge music and cry. Ever sinse she realized she was a humon before she became a goth emo and was always gettin on my nerves." This is the closest to an explanation we get for any of the characters OO Cness.
""SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT ROLL IT A ROUND!" Chell sung as her danced an shake butt. Wheetly got sad lookin an told me "I forgot to mention she got brane damage an cant solve tests no more that's why Glaods let her go befour." I cried some tears at my retorded sister shakin her butt all crazy an stuff like on the Sym-Bionical Titan show." Its the Booty Quake!
And this plot point, which is by far one of the strangest things to come out of the Portal fandom: "Noone knows this, but Wheetly an I shared one secret night together an now I could tell I was pregnant with his robot ball/human baby."
Just... what?