-gives CD player to one of her retro friends-
The next poster gets a cast-iron frying pan.
edited 15th May '11 5:35:46 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.-bashes Mario across the face with the frying pan-
The next poster gets The Great Big Book of Everything.
edited 15th May '11 5:43:47 PM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.(sits down and reads it. Skips the science chapters, except for the ones on genetics and flora. Rereads history over and over again. Laughs at the entertainment section. Oh yeah. She's gonna be here for a while.)
The next poster gets Domo-kun.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.I put it in a dark room with my enemies. They are likely to be eaten by a grue.
The next poster gets 70 tonnes of black powder
Dump it all over the house of my worst enemy and set it on fire.
You may have caught on that I like setting things on fire.
The next poster gets a Potato Peeler.
edited 15th May '11 10:31:50 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.*checks it for lighter fluid and then uses it to skin enemies*
The next poster gets an Electric Light Orchestra album.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Use Electric Light Ochestra on Classical Music Fan.
> You can't use that here...
The nest poster gets a fire extinguisher.
I call forth Unlimited Stories!-Uses fire extinguisher to put out a birthday cake.-
Next poster gets a birthday cake covered in foam.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.Ew. -throws the cake in somebody's face as a prank-
The next poster gets an incriminating magazine full of photos of freshly legal teenage boys.
edited 16th May '11 5:55:51 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.The next poster gets a Cthulhu plushie.
edited 16th May '11 8:54:02 AM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.Score! -hugs cthulhu plushie, keeps on nightstand-
The next poster gets Hrunting.
It is the name of a sword given to Beowulf by Unferth, and the name can be interpreted to mean "one with a long wooden shaft".
edited 16th May '11 12:34:24 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.Spends the rest of eternity trying to figure out what the damn word means.
The next troper gets Hidden Fun Stuff.
edited 16th May '11 9:22:06 AM by Plumbum
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.Hide the hidden fun stuff from my family.
Next poster gets a magic glowing ping pong ball.
I'm queen and I'm back.Go on TV with it and lead people to believe it's more awesome than it really is, then auction it off for millions.
The next poster just got the Dead Sea scrolls. All of them.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.*reads the full uncut version of 'Hey Diddle Diddle' which happens to be on it*
The next poster gets a headache.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Freakin' frying pan! I should've known today was a bad day to cosplay as Mario...
The next poster gets Abraham Lincoln's hat.
-Puts on hat- Alright! Now I just need Lincoln's Repeater and I can take me down some slavers!
The next poster gets a message from a secret admirer.
edited 16th May '11 1:24:18 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.-Tears it up and uses it to kindle a nice warm toasty fire-
I have nothing against secret admirers, it's just that if I really got one of these I'd just think it was some clown poking his fun at me.
The next poster gets Szczerbiec◊, the Polish coronation sword in prime condition.
edited 16th May '11 1:59:05 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.Swords are no good to me. Sell it.
The next poster gets a Sonic Screwdriver
*not being a Dr. Who fan, is sorely disappointed that it isn't a Phillip's head with a picture of Sonic The Hedgehog on it*
The next poster gets AIDS.
edited 17th May '11 12:13:20 AM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.-attempts to spread disease to enemies-
The next poster gets a pair of headphones.
Are they Bluetooth? If so, then it's about damn time.
Otherwise, why? I already have more pairs than I'll ever need...
The next poster gets invited to E3.
Since I'm having trouble formulating how to explain this in words, lemme just give an example:
The next poster gets a muffin.
If you understand that, we're in business.
The next poster gets a CD player.
edited 15th May '11 5:20:42 PM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.