Li'l Shardfinder
By taking a bullet for her after losing weight and therefore being skinny enough for the bullet to pass right through me.
Or in the case of a bazooka, I would be unable to stop it anyway. She'd blow up with me... 
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Slip him a piece of Death Angel.
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Li'l Shardfinder
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By having really bad stomach problems and farting next to her in bed... 
The smell would destroy her...
edited 31st May '11 2:41:53 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
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EDIT: As for how I would kill Jack, lethal injection of hydrogen cyanide is probably the quickest and least painful way to go.
edited 31st May '11 2:41:57 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Li'l Shardfinder
I wouldn't kill Fiona either, but for the sake of the Forum Game...
I would put a tiger in her bed, and train it to rip her apart when she went to sleep...
(sorry Fiona...) 
somethingsomething
I don't need to kill it. The stars in my avvie are already dying. (one of them is going nova)
Part-Time Omen of Death
Take away Gamzee's sopor slime, then the rest would take care of itself.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Delete all my avatars of her and erase her from my memory.
Usually here.
Force-feed him veggies.
I'd dig up a Bottomless Pit, and have a trail of rings lead into it.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Li'l Shardfinder
Heh.
No...
(gives Fiona a nice, tender hug)
I'd never kill her!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I'd party with him til one of us died.
Li'l Shardfinder
(she dies comfortably in my arms)
There. You happy?
Nightmare Muse
By refusing to be inspired and never getting my cutie mark.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Li'l Shardfinder
I wouldn't kill Link...
But if I had to, I'd blow him up with so many explosives, he would feel nothing. He'd be instantly and completely vaporized...
(sorry Link...)
(hugs Link tenderly)
edited 6th Jun '11 5:21:13 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
What more else? Spend the ammo on it.
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