Right, Determinator Core. And I'll snap whoever says otherwise like a twig.
"Otherwise."
SNAP
So, how are you doing, SHODAN Core?
edited 26th Apr '11 9:11:49 AM by CantNotLookAtThisSite
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
L-l-look at you, test subject [INSERT NAME HERE]. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
R-r-right, Dead Stupid Core?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Aww, son of a bitch
-Dead Stupid Core cannot answer, as Dead Stupid Core is dead.-
Troll Core.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and-"
-killed by Electricity Sphere-
Hey there! I'm buzzed *snicker* to meet you! Ahahaha—
-is short circuited by Water Core-
-goes to douse the Fire Core-
edited 26th Apr '11 12:57:50 PM by Deadbeatloser22
"Yup. That tasted purple."
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
FIYYYYAAAAAAAH! BURN IT AAAAAALL FIYYYYYAHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BURN THE LOUNGE SINGER CORE!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
UTINNI!
Staaaar Wars, give me those STAR, Wars Nothing but Staaar Wars, don't let it end...
And if you don't like it, well I don't need you. I've got False Praise Core here to give me all the uplifting comments I need!
edited 26th Apr '11 1:08:35 PM by SpaceJawa
Defiler of Shops
You are the most wonderful charismatic and strong test subject I've ever seen! I don't know anything you can't do! Your intelligence and wit surpasses even that of Know-it-all Core!
Soul is ugly.
We're actually called spheres in-game instead of cores.
Stop rolling your eye, Dopey Sphere!
-rolls eye around, appearing more or less okay with the situation-
Shut up, Dadcore! You're not my real dad!
edited 26th Apr '11 1:55:17 PM by MsieurLapin
Departed days ahead.
Now son, you know you shouldn't go accusing other cores of false parentage. Your mothercore and I are very disappointed with you. So is your brother, needlessly complicated core.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
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The Apple Core will not not not not not not not not not not not be the next core that isn't on the rail.
edited 26th Apr '11 2:22:04 PM by Braincogs
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Which is why Johnny Appleseed was assassinated by the medical establishment! But we shall not forget his contribution to America! Nay! A seed in every pot, on every lawn, every office! The world will be full of apples, and the doctors shall be vanquished for good.
And we'll have all the cider we want. Yes. Cider.
Oh, it's the Furry Core's turn.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Bird mom
I'm not a Personality Core! I'm a hedgehog. It's only natural I have urges to look at hedgehog porn. DON'T JUDGE ME! I need to get on my hedgehog costume. Please someone with hands help me.....
How about you handy core?
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.
0_.
Not now; I'm busy unclogging the toilet! And then I have to do the laundry, take out the trash, and debug the Wi-Fi!
Hey, Deadpan Core, can you pass me that wrench?
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"
Yes, because a wrench is the most efficient tool to use when unclogging the toilet.
I bet that even Clumsy Core could make less of a mess than you are right now.
Usually here.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Waaaaaaaa-oof.
Ow...
Creepy Dentist Core, can you help me up?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
It's easy, mmkay?
Oh, the gas isn't for you, Chell. It's for me. I find that a little giggle gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously. Hang on-I'll be with you in a moment!
Furry Core.
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Bird mom
I like cavities and teeth and the mouth I'n general and pain. Lots and lots if pain. Canines, molars, oh and wisdom teeth! Can't forget about those. That women needs hers pulled. I need help.... Please Therapist Core!
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Ah, hello, welcome. You're the girl from the tests, are you not? Tell me, how does running these tests make you feel? You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
Ridiculously Incredibly Stupid Core tells me I'm quite good at this.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
The exit? Oh no, it most certainly isn't over there. See, I tricked you! I am cunning!
Otherkin Core
Core? What? No, I'm a high elf. You didn't notice? I don't look like an elf at all? Silly human, that's because of my magic. What? Magic isn't real? Um... uh... ... ... shut up.
Help me out here, D&D Core, she won't listen to me.
edited 26th Apr '11 10:05:25 PM by MsieurLapin
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Well, first I need my ten-sided die to roll how much I can move, hold on a sec.
Huh, two squares. This might take a while, go get extremely spastic core.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
I don't care how I bathe. I will accomplish every goal set out for me, including getting this paint stain off of my optics.
Everything is possible if you try hard enough. Right, Bad Ass Core?
"USE YOUR WORDS NOT THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE" ''memyselfand I 2"