Whamise this line. A Game.

The protagonist has just learned that K2, the once popular, now abandoned, climbing attraction, has been rigged to blow sky-high. And his friend is taking a trip there.

"Now... Hand. me. the pen."

edited 27th Apr '15 4:54:36 PM by TroPartner

K2 is the second tallest mountain in the world, and climbing it is very,very hard. Not all that popular outside climbing circles.

The fate of the world depends on a school kid writing something down. However, he forgot his pen that day. He desperately needs his friend to lend him his pen.

"The view from the top was incredible."

That’s what the astronaut was thinking when he found himself alone in space while Earth was being engulfed in fire and lava.

I know he would only see ash. So what?

"I don’t care how you do it, that bear must be here before midnight"

A bear escaped from a zoo. The zookeepers are frantic and the manager has to calm them down somehow.

"Where is my Grandma's recipe?!"

After fighting for years to obtain his grandma's famous recipe wich she never shared with anyone (And eventually killing his brother to obtain it) the Protagonist gets his grandma's recipe wich will make him rich as she was pretty good at this cooking thing. Unfortunately for him, after taking out the trash he realizes that his cat just enterteined itself with destroying every paper it could find (Wich included his grandma's recipe).

"See? I told you an ant could feed a whole city."

edited 1st Sep '15 7:16:29 PM by DeisTheAlcano

A giant ant had terrorized an entire town, crops had died and a man had a plan. He killed it.

"Did you see the way he got down? I had no idea he was that way."

Yeah, that helpless competitor you were friends with in the dancing competition, partially because he had no hope of beating you? He's actually a Manipulative Bastard, and a skilled one who was just figuring out how to outshine you.

"There's nothing there. Nothing any more."

A team of commandos botched a rescue effort to save a hostage in North Africa due to local informants turning against them.

"Didn't I tell you? When you're facing a superior force, you need to retreat and save your ass unless you want to retire early."

The hero's mentor and beloved parent figure is the big bad's Dragon. and the Hero is now hopelessly outmatched.

"Guys, have you seen Charla?"

Charla was shot and died by bleeding out a few miles back. They were so busy running, they didn't notice.

"Oh God!!!! It's finally happened! THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE!!!!!"

edited 18th Jun '15 6:30:34 PM by HandsomeRob

The cheese in question is a highly unstable radioactive cheese that will melt down if a series of stabilizing crackers are ever removed. The line is spoken shortly after it's discovered that someone ate the crackers while nobody else was looking.

The name's Jacob. I'm not supposed to tell you that, but I'm not technically telling you anything right now, am I?

edited 7th Dec '15 10:24:39 AM by Zennistrad

It turns out Jacob does not really exist.

He walked into the history classroom.

His girlfriend and his twin sister were making out in said history classroom.

"Why is my hair on fire?"

edited 7th Dec '15 10:30:57 AM by handlere

Spoken by the protagonist after discovering their powerful innate magic in a Die or Fly scenario. The Big Bad of the story is a demon who looks exactly human... save for his flaming hair.

Sir, our radio's been offline for the past hour.

An army lieutenant in an isolated outpost has just finished a radio chat with his friend and now realizes he forgot to tell him something. He asks the radio operator to connect him with said friend again, only to hear this.

It's starting to snow.

Up to this point, the entire story is assumed to be taking place on a planet with no atmosphere.

Pick a card. Any card.

The Card-Carrying Villain shows our hero a hand of cards, each one containing the name of a friend. He has to pick which one will survive the night.

We think, therefore we are

First word of an artificial intelligence programme after it gains sentience, announcing its "birth" to the world.

It's just a sponge.

The main character overhears this on his phone. Then remembering a certain case he worked on that involved a sponge soaked with acid.

"He flipped the page...and the mark was right in the middle."

The Mark is the sign used so the Big Bad can identify himself to his underlings. The hero found this in his best friend's notebook.

The periodic table hung proudly on the flag.

A group of students runs to stop a demonic Chemistry teacher from taking over the school and upon their arrival, they see this. They are too late!

Do... or not do. There is no try.

In an Alternate Universe Fic for Star Wars, a team of Jedi confront a Sith lord with seemingly unstoppable power: a tiny hooded figure who fights entirely with force lightning, and remains silent during most of the encounter. After utterly curbstomping all of the Jedi, a young padawan stands up and declares "I might not be able to stop you... but for the sake of my comrades, you can be sure that I'll try."

The sith master then speaks for the first time, in an unmistakable voice: "Do or do not, there is no try." Cue mass "Oh, Crap!" as every Jedi present comes to a sudden realization: Master Yoda is the Sith lord.

Ow, that hurt!

edited 26th Dec '15 11:41:12 PM by Zennistrad

Just as The Hero was starting to really break through to the Psychopathic Manchild Tyke Bomb, the scheming lieutenant of the Big Bad blasts her from behind with his gun, leaving her to squeak that out as her last words.

Good job, Hero. Now what'll you do?

The hero completes his betrayal of his friends and old ideologies as he does a Face–Heel Turn. After he kills one of his friends, the Big Bad turned-ally says this to him.

This is just an ordinary world.

The Hero discover who all the universe is a product of his own damaged mind.

God actually is a Nice Guy