Or sharks.
I'm queen and I'm back.You had to say it...
{A shark swims up to the boat}
It's a big boat. Surely one shark can't do that much damage.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.Unless it's a very big shark. Or a robot shark. Or Godzilla.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.Besides which, it's like a small dog trying to get his teeth around a large ball.
Still, it might pierce a vital lowah area of the ship!
Usually here.Again, that's kind of unlikely. Unless it has teeth made of diamonds or something. Still, pretty awesome way to go. Eaten by a diamond-toothed shark.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.Do we have any shark repellant?
I think I have some right here...
-rummages in bag-
I have a rifle.
Who likes shark fin soup?
edited 21st Apr '11 12:22:16 PM by Littlequeen
I'm queen and I'm back.I refuse to eat shark fin soup. What have the sharks ever done to you?!
They ate my arm. I had to get a new one.
I'm queen and I'm back.Screw it. Fire Torpedoes!
{Torpedoes are fired, but they somehow made the shark twice as big}
Fuck.
edited 22nd Apr '11 7:20:52 AM by Psyga315
(turns to Littlequeen)
Hold this.
(gives the bottle of sake to her, then jumps on the shark, attempting to rip it's mouth in two)
Usually here.-puts sake in purse and heads to shark while getting out ak47-
I'm queen and I'm back.Wait! I read that sharks are not so dangerous! Don't kill iiiiiiiiiiiiit
edited 18th Jun '11 11:24:14 PM by abstractematics
Now using Trivialis handle.
What Cruise, you may ask? A cruise around the world! On the world's biggest boat!
Hopefully we won't come across Rapping Dogs or Icebergs.
edited 20th Apr '11 6:06:56 PM by Psyga315