Lizard Metabolism
You either stop procastrinating, or become a pig in human clothing. RESOLVE personified.
My microwave has just exploded. Nobody's hurt, but, well, it's busted.
How do lizards fly?
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
 | She'll make a new one out of a radar and some scrap metal! |
My roof is leaking!
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
 | Their magic will ensure it never leaks again! ^_^ |
Please help me, my ring is missing!
edited 20th Jun '15 6:02:54 AM by Laithelryn
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
 | Accio Laithelryn's ring! |
I can't stop dancing!
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
At least now you won't be dancing alone, amigo!
Help! I'm late for school!
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Mega Blaziken has Super-Speed, so it might be able to get you there before the bell.
The school administrators are corrupt.
 | I'll let Dumbledore sort that out. |
I'm having some trouble with my Evil Twin.
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
 | Ho! Hyu vant hy should make kitty go avay? Hokay! |
My sushi is stale!
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
(Reaches through a hole in space and grabs some fresher sushi) Here you go.
The plants in my garden won't grow!
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Meh own orginal character geiz!
"I have a glass of water. Take it.
I need batteries for my Game Boy (don't ask.)
edited 16th Jul '15 11:30:14 AM by TheKaBlammer
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!
Maybe a futuristic power cell can be adapted?
I just posted a stupid video.
 | It's okay, science tells us the majority isn't smart enough to appreciate anything other than stupid videos. |
Problem: Dad wants me to eat my vegetables.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Wicked Flight
 | Here, have some pasta instead! |
I can't get the Splatoon soundtrack out of my head!
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Not stupid or expendable.
Maid of Time
No problem? Not anymore!
Nobody loves me ;~;
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Braids From S286 Not Included
 | (throws a cheer-up party and hugs them) | |
I've an exam to cram for.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Wicked Flight
 | Not anymore. |
I don't have nearly enough time to do all the things I need/want to do!
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
 | So long as you don't mind running from some monsters at some point, he can certainly help |
My toys have come to life and have turned against me!
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Not stupid or expendable.
OH GOD SEVEN. 
<—— Oh, Jamie! Where are you?
That fancypants Three didn't get me another recorder like he said. 
edited 20th Jul '15 10:57:31 AM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
The King Without a Kingdom
I have a recorder.
My cows are on the loose.
It's been 3000 years…
Still my fave
Don't worry, this farmer can bring them back in!
My neighbors keep doing yardwork and making way too much noise!
Fangs of the relentless thousand
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
 | If a certain someone blows up the yard, yardwork will no longer be necessary! |
Doctor doctor, I think I'm a sheep!
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun. | I've got just the spell to fix that. -Murataku is turned into a sheep- |
Problem: Murataku was turned into a sheep.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
I need help to stop procrastinating.