The various works of art at Wayne Manor could possibly be a good source of inspiration.
I need someone to drive me around town in order to finish various errands.
How'd you like to drive around in this
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I'm so hungry! Does anyone have food they can share?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Destroyer of worlds.
This guy's got a lot of chocolate.
I'm looking for my twin sister, whom I've never met because we were separated at birth.
Is not impressed.
Shadow of Legends
She could trace her line of possibility for you.
Right, well, she's done that in all of five seconds, and now she's bored and wants an interesting subject to analyse.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Dread Pirate Captain
A living bullet! Its - or perhaps his - anatomy and physiology could be reasonably intriguing enough for an aspiring biologist.
The trains, they never run on time!
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Who needs trains when you can fly on a Dragonite!? Ooooh YEAH! 
I'm moving and I need a truck or something. Cheap.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Transcender of Gender
Stroke his ego enough and he'll teleport all your belongings over for free. Distance is no issue.
There's this stain that I just cannot get off my frying pan.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Red Like Santa
Destroyer of worlds.
Here you go!
I need someone to help me find a place to set up my independent film studio.
Is not impressed.
Shepard could probably find one for you. And if you wanna go somewhere with absolutely no disturbances, he'll even point you in the right direction to a remote world.
I need someone who can teach me how to be appealing to women.
Shadow of Legends
She knows what the ladies like. From both men and women, since she's both into them, one of them (kind of) and has a whole bunch of experience in the area in general.
I need someone powerful to protect my kingdom! I can pay well, but they need to be able to take on armies!
edited 1st Sep '16 4:47:03 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Destroyer of worlds.
Gordon's taken on both the US army and the Combine. I think he could do the job.
I need someone who knows advanced robotics to help me fix a few robots in my care.
Is not impressed.
Well, he is a robot who has an army of drones, so... Yeah.
I must construct additional pylons.
Shadow of Legends
Here, have one for free.
How about some houses?
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Destroyer of worlds.
Rick could probably build you some good, zombie-proof, houses...
I am looking for someone who can get me out of my depressive funk.
Is not impressed.
see you, space cowboy.
Here's someone doing much worse. Maybe you'll feel better comparatively.
I need to beat my arch-nemesis and SAVE THE WOOOORLD!
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
You'd be hard pressed to find someone better than a guy who gets infinite do-overs.
I need a skilled dance partner for the upcoming ball.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Miss Romanoff here has some experience with dancing, IIRC.
I need someone to help me get ahead in life.
Destroyer of worlds.
Come work for Walter and you will never have a boring day at work again!
I'm in considerable pain.
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Suddenly my pain isn't so bad. 
edited 26th Sep '16 11:45:31 AM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
Don't worry. She's a trained doctor.
I'd really like to go back in time to undo that thing I shouldn't have said last week.
Good thing he has the power to SAVE and LOAD!
I'm Too Kinky to Torture, and I want to know what it feels like!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Megatron has a device for probing minds. I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige.
I need to forget something horrible that I read.
edited 26th Sep '16 6:19:52 PM by Ghostninja109
Braids From S286 Not Included
 | Obliviate! | |
I lost my keys.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I need a creative idea for my next work of art.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"