Lover of masks.
Just keep walking. He already knows I want to talk so it should be at her discretion.
Please.
Oh My
Go mad.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Meaning of life, what happens after death, etc.
edited 8th Apr '11 8:10:58 PM by ViralLamb
Power corrupts. Knowledge is Power. Study hard. Be evil.
I'd totally ask him how often he gets annoyed at people insisting he isnt capable of creating evolution or a universe where the statistical probability of life coming about on its own wasnt zero.
Actual Wrestling Legend
Challenge him to a game of SSB.
I'm a skeptical squirrel
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edited 8th Apr '11 8:13:32 PM by Ekuran
DUMB
Show him the cat under my coat.
[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Ask it to explain.
Explain what, you ask? Yes.
I'm convinced that our modern day analogues to ancient scholars are comedians. -0dd1
Anwalt der Verdammten
So on and so forth till it's dead or I die trying.
edited 8th Apr '11 8:16:29 PM by inane242
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Lover of masks.
Would that really be it's fault.
Probably just stare at it for a bit, and eventually try to sit down and ask it if it wants anything from us. I'd ask him if any of our human religions even mean anything, and perhaps tell a few off-color jokes.
complete noob
ask if it's willing to be recorded demonstrating a tiny, nonlethal portion of its power.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Make sure I was a still alive first. If not alive ask what was going to happen next. If alive I would try and find out why I am meeting an extremely powerful being on my lonesome.
Who watches the watchmen?
If it was actually the God that I follow? I want a hug.
If it's not, I don't know. Stare. Possibly ask some questions.
Be not afraid...
Anwalt der Verdammten
Yes, if you're omnipotent you're culpable in all things. And what sort of sick fuck lets that happen to kids?
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Lover of masks.
Does power equal culpability if they take no action?
Please.
Sidequest Proliferator
One with a perspective so alien we just can't possibly understand it, and from whose point of view life in general is to be regarded as less than a blip on the radar? (See also: Eldritch Abomination)
A few minutes of deep shock, I guess. After I gather my wits - bow politely, smile and let whatever is going to be be. If it is omniscient it already knows what I think, what I wish to ask and what is in my heart. Knowing that, it has already made a decision. Nothing I could do can change anything.
If we disagree, that much, at least, we have in common
Lover of masks.
High five.
Anwalt der Verdammten
When I cry my eyes out praying to go to a safe place and nothing happens? I don't care if he's got morality so Blue 'n orange it makes disco dancers loose their lunches, This Time Its Personal.
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
Lover of masks.
Except it is not.
Please.
^^^^
Yeah, that's probably the reason I'd sit there and just stare at it for a bit in wonder. First words out of my mouth would probably be "So, can you answer the questions you know I have?"
Or quite simply "Why?"
edited 8th Apr '11 8:39:21 PM by Barkey
Actual Wrestling Legend
^ 'eeeeeey, Barkley, I'm all for that. But What's wrong with making a little money on the side?
I'm a skeptical squirrel
Anwalt der Verdammten
It is for me.
edited 8th Apr '11 8:41:53 PM by inane242
The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
... or, at least, a virtually Omnipotent, highly knowledgeable being.
I myself have always wanted to discuss metaphysics with such a being. It would be interesting to see if it's opinions on philosophical quandaries would match my own.