What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Scented pillow pets.

And printer ink.

Ad server, I do not want pain medications nor will I need them.

Adserver, I am happy with my current apartment and don't feel like moving again. I am also already a customer with that cable/internet provider you're advertising.

Adbot, why the heck are you so obsessed with advertising cars to me? Sure, I'm sixteen so I could get my drivers' license, but that doesn't mean I want to! I barely even have the coordination to drive anyway, dammit.

On that note it's also obsessed with advertising insurance and other adulty stuff to me when that doesn't really mean much to me right now, as a teenager.

...Scrolled down and oh hey adverts for Brann's. Okay, you got me on that one, Brann's is good.

Adserver, I already have one car loan to pay off. I don't need a Subaru on top of that. Nor do I need whatever the newest Motorola phone is, and I don't have any place to put a satellite dish. Also, pumpkin spice donuts sound kind of gross.

Incessant Pokémon Sun and Moon/GameStop advertising. Quit teasing me with things I can't have.

Also, drones and Charter Business.

Is anyone else getting ads for Ecoflowers (apparently, flowers made from wood)? I keep getting them on Facebook, and now they've apparently migrated to TV Tropes.

Adserver, let me get my own car and THEN sell me car insurance.

Also I don't need a real estate expert.

Adserver, I'm probably not gonna be going to Amsterdam anytime soon, so please stop telling me what there is to do over there. Besides, that video ad slows this site to a crawl on mobile devices.

Please leave me alone, Travelocity gnome. I'm too poor to travel.

I'm also getting an ad for a college near me that has the tagline "Become a Titan."

...no thanks.

edited 18th Nov '16 11:37:49 AM by Explosivo25

Harlequin romances, including one apparently by a US Navy veteran.

edited 18th Nov '16 5:49:54 PM by Yinyang107

Buy it!

Don't sell me beer. I'm a year to young to drink. And I don't have any children, so don't try to sell me something about Central Precocious Puberty.

Adbot got two strikes in regards to a campaign involving Bud Light and San Antonio Spurs in the NBA All Stars game.

1. I don't drink alcoholic beverages.
2. I'm a Mavs fan, not a Spurs fan.

So, this ad wants to sell me something to help with hangover... by showing a seedy-looking guy, with the caption "Can't help who you wake up next to."

...who in their right minds thought that was a good idea for a commercial?

Adbot I don't want to go to Potomac university, You clod

Adbot is trying to get me pregnant. In the past month I've gotten ads for maternity clothes, baby toys, formula, and today, on ever loving PANDORA, repeating ads for a birthing center.

Quit pressuring me adbot!

Ad Bot has been trying to show me Match.com ads.

Just cause I'm single doesn't mean you have to 'help' AD BOT.

Adbot I don't want to change my bank, I don't want an online degree, and I don't need toys for small children.

Adbot, I don't want weight loss pills because I'm already underweight

Now it wants to give me tips to give my cat the best life possible. You win this round, adserver.

Adserver, I don't want to buy a Smart Car (even if they are kind of cute), I have nowhere to put a satellite dish, and I don't plan on doing my Christmas shopping at Walgreen's.

Adserver, I do not have a toddler who would like a Thomas the Tank Engine bed. I also do not need services for people with disabilities.

The postal service ad is more relevant though, since I've got a couple packages to mail soon.

Adserver, why are you so damn determined to get me to see this Incarnate movie?