What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Adserver I don´t have children nor I am pregnant. Hell I am not even sexual active. So stop sending me adds for baby formular, diapers, pregnancy vitamins.

The funniest add I saw was under an article about the satanic moral panic of the eigthies. It read "Master knife skills." WTF.

edited 27th Sep '15 11:00:02 AM by manicnightmarepixie

Adbot, do I look like I want to shop for an engagement ring?

Adserver I do NOT want a Russian bride.

I don't get that much visible ads while I'm logged in and using the fora. Huh, odd.

edited 4th Oct '15 2:18:06 PM by MrLavisherMoot

Adserver, I do not need products for bladder incontinence.

Why do you think I want a Buick, adserver?

Enough with the mail order brides adserver.

Cat treats. OK, that's something I actually have a use for. (This was on the Crazy Cat Lady page, too.)

Best Buy ads. I guess those are fine.

Adserver, I'm a teenager. Stop trying to get me to go to Rio De Janeiro.

Zulily Spring Dresses.

1) It is the end of October.

2) I am a man who doesn't need a dress.

3) I don't like that dress.

edited 31st Oct '15 12:19:15 PM by WillDeRegio

Korean language ad for Yakult? I give you points for creativity, adserver.

Adbot, please. Don't give me ads for Huggies diapers. I have no plans on having kids.

Adbot, I don't need an internet security system for my company, I don't even have a company for Christ's sake. Nor would I know how to run one. You're showing that to the wrong person.

edited 28th Nov '15 3:23:43 AM by SaintDeltora

Adbot, I am indeed interested in the 2015 Need for Speed (or more appropriately what happens to it), but the PC version doesn't come out until next year, and the odds of me acquiring a PlayStation 4 or Xbox One are slimmer than those of me getting a hug from a supermodel.

Adbot, please. I'm not interesting in getting any jewellery from Jared.

Adserver wants me to purchase chunky pasta sauce and change my cell phone provider.

Adbot, I do not have rheumatoid arthritis. I don't need to see ads for Actemra.

I just ate, adserver. I don't need a pizza from Papa John's. Also, the only winter sport I'm into is figure skating, so I have no interest in watching snowboarders do their thing.

Adbot, do I look interested in making a .sucks site? Sure, there are some things I don't like, but I have standards.

No, Advertiser it is NOT one week before Christmas, so stop telling me to go get some Christmas sale iteams.

edited 14th Jan '16 6:59:29 AM by watdakstomp

I have adblock. I have no ads!

Yes, adserver, those ankle boots are adorable. They are not, however, within my usual price range for footwear.

Adbot, my weight's fine. I don't need ads for that weight loss prescription, thank you.

No, adbot, I don't want to play League of Legends.