Ivan Sirko, cossack (saw the image link).
What did he do?
He - along with his host - wrote the reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire when he asked them to stop raiding his lands and submit to Ottoman rule:
To which the Cossacks replied:
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, fuck your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
The Russian painter and Cossackophile Ilya Repin painted a famous picture of Sirko's hetmen around him laughing as they think of new insults. It was apparently the most expensive Russian painting ever when Alexander III bought it for the Hermitage in St Petersburg. I've seen it, and it's just as awesome IRL as it is as an image.
edited 31st Dec '14 11:15:21 AM by Achaemenid
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I had a feeling it was him by the hat, but I didn't know the name of the top of my head.
Ah, the infamous Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks! I've already been informed multiple times that I cannot cite it as "an example of masterful, unexcelled tact and diplomacy."
edited 31st Dec '14 11:54:36 AM by sabresedge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.My first encounter with that painting was in 2001, when I got Cossacks: European Wars.
I'm reading this because it's interesting. I think. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over.I like the part where he included Santa Claus in the painting.
What, didn't you know Santa was a cossack?
edited 1st Jan '15 6:45:49 AM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose."Was volley firenote used during the Franco-Prussian War in 1870?
edited 1st Jan '15 6:01:57 PM by SantosLHalper
I believe so, just at much longer ranges. Chassepot-armed French infantry routinely outshot their German counterparts, though it wasn't enough to offset their tactical disadvantages.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.We have some special anniversary◊ coins◊ in circulation...
I'm reading this because it's interesting. I think. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over.Some 6,000-year-old artefacts near Stonehenge could "rewrite British history": "Archaeologists have excavated the remains of an ancient encampment right near Stonehenge, which suggests that the area was a social hub at least a thousand years before the monumental stones were put in place."
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.How would that rewrite British history? Last I checked that area as a social hub is not exactly a new theory with some archeological work over time leaning that direction.
Who watches the watchmen?Because now instead of "In the beginning, there was Stonehenge..." the British History text books first line would have to be rewritten to say, "In the beginning, there were some other dudes. Then there was Stonehenge..."
But isn't it pretty much assumed by default that there had to be a lot of people already living there to build Stonehenge?
Definitely. Considering some of the sarsen stones came from Pembrokeshire, 150 miles away in Wales, the Tribes of the area must have thought it of some significance. Unsurprisingly, there's evidence of ritualnote activity around Stonehenge long before the stones were erected.
edited 3rd Jan '15 3:15:11 PM by Greenmantle
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Motherfucker do you think we write our history books like a JRR Tolkien novel?
Interesting if true. Unfortunately if there was a big trading hub there it's probably been blown to smithereens by a century's worth of military exercises on Salisbury Plain.
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edited 3rd Jan '15 5:09:10 PM by Achaemenid
Schild und Schwert der ParteiYay more links.
I do remember reading about how certain parts of the plains are lousy with UXO making digging up surviving relics and locations a serious challenge.
Who watches the watchmen?The Tully and Parshall paper is good, but Shattered Sword is where they seriously develop their argument. It's on the must-read list for anyone interested in the Pacific War, reviewing as it does not only the battle itself, but also the state of historiography up until then. (Basically, Mitsuo Fuchida's eyewitness account, Midway: the Battle that Doomed Japan, formed the building block of many Western studies; however, it's also a rather unreliable recounting of events. Japanese historians have discounted its veracity since the 1970s; Western sources continued to rely on it for much longer. The myth that the Japanese were five minutes from launching a counterstrike when the American dive-bombers pushed over originated there, or that the sacrifice of the American torpedo-bomber squadrons drew the Zeroes down to low altitude so they couldn't react to the dive bombers, both originated there.)
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Yeah, but posting a direct link to where one could illegally download that fine work would be very naughty, not that a respectable and rule-abiding troper like myself would ever advocate such things.
edited 4th Jan '15 5:59:24 PM by Achaemenid
Schild und Schwert der ParteiIf the Malaya Campaign lasted a couple more months, Bataan may not have fallen (or perhaps would have become a holdout until Midway).
I'm reading this because it's interesting. I think. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over.Consider for a moment that at one point the greatest struggle for all great historical figures was them trying to get their big toe into their mouth.
Napoleon? Gnawed on a blanket.
Gustavus Adolphus? Sucked his thumbs.
Simon Bolivar? Had to be burped.
Gandhi? Considered rolling from his stomach to his back a major accomplishment.
All history starts from the babies. Next time you see a baby, consider the idea of that baby being the next person to change the world.
That's a good point.
I will get my pillow.
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